Amazing, Glorious Prince Actually Not Infallible

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 Amazing, Glorious Prince Actually Not Infallible
Prince ’s fine-ass hips are in trouble ! After decades spent touring and humping and touring some more, the 49-year-old musical genius’ body has finally succumbed to too much crotch gyration and too little support from assless pants, and he’s going to need surgery to remedy the problem. “He is totally crushed because he knows he will never be the same ... [link]

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Published 2/26/2008 by rebecca at Jossip
• Prince is getting hip surgery. Everyone is so old these days. • Jerry Seinfeld is too funny for liable. • Citizen voyeurs are taking all the money from professional ones. • Jill Scott is going to make bras based on her experience dealing with gigantic breasts. ...

Prince, the Artist Formerly Known As Hot and Sexy, Bumps and Grinds His Way To Hip Replacement
Published 2/27/2008 by Lisa Voglesonger at Pretty Boring - The Cure For the Daily Blah
... All that bumpin' and grindin' and simulated sex with his silhouette guitar has taken its toll on Prince's dainty little body. Maybe it was the assless pants. That and five-inch platform heels would do a number on anyone. Whatever the cause, Prince will need to have replacement surgery on one of his hips, and is said to be devastated. "He is totally crushed because he knows he will never be the same again,” the elusive inside source says. Losing your ball and socket will do that to a man. ...

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