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Snaps: Snot Funny
Litely Salted —
... (Seriously? OMG!) MacGyvery no longer appealing to Patty and Selma. (Celebslam) John Travolta displays even more douchebaggery than usual by defending a heavily suspected wife serial murderer. (The Blemish) The Hogans discover that if life hands you turds, even if you brought those turds upon yourself, just fix yourself a delicious turd sandwich! (CelebritySmack) Anderson Cooper likes redheads with big, beautiful eyes. (Ayyyy!) Being a Brangelia Brat (TM, bitches!) sounds awesome. (Popbytes) ...
Soledad O’Brien Rocks Elmo’s World
Agent Bedhead —
... . DO YOU KNOW WHO ELMO MET? ELMO WILL GIVE YOU A HINT. ELMO DID NOT MEET OL’ DIRTY BASTARD BECAUSE WHO FLUSHED ELMO’S GOLDFISH DOROTHY DOWN ELMO’S TOILET LAST TIME OL’ DIRTY BASTARD VISITED SESAME STREET. NOW ELMO WILL TELL YOU WHO ELMO MET. SO LISTEN CAREFULLY. ELMO MET ANDERSON “UNIVERSAL CRUSH” COOPER ! DA DA TA DA DA, DA DA TA DA DA DA DA. DA DA TA DA DA, DA DA TA DA DA DA DA. ANDERSON WAS VERY NICE TO ELMO, BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELMO LIKED MEETING BETTER? SOLEDAD O’BRIEN! ELMO LIKES SOLEDAD VERY MUCH. SOLEDAD WAS NICER TO ELMO THAN ...
Daily Link Dump
CelebWarship —
... Christian Dior dumped Sharon Stone. Bad karma? [BS]
Bill Murray’s wife of ten years left him amid abuse allegations. [BB]
“Lost” finale toooooonight! [SOW]
Batman does a milk ad. [PB]
Kirk Douglas is adorable. [AIW]
Anderson Cooper chills with Elmo. [AY]
Johnny Depp films “Public Enemies.” [IDWYL ...
Brain Candy: Thursday Edition
The Laughing Stork with Candy Kirby | Parenting, Family, Pop Culture & Gravity-Defying Baby Poop —
The Brothers Affleck promote Gone Baby Gone in London, while Candy wonders, “Didn’t that movie come out ten years ago?” [Lainey]
Rachael Ray: Food Terrorist. [GOTA]
Anderson Cooper spotted getting cozy with a cute redhead. [Ayyyy!]
Mischa Barton goes into hiding, rather than promote new movie that, based on the trailer, promises as many cinematic delights as The Hottie & The Nottie. [Gabby ...
...In Other News...
ImBringingBloggingBack —
... Which Celebrity Suffers from Sixhead? ~ Websters ~ Heidi Klum Pretends to Eat ~ DSF ~ Drink Milk, Become Batman ~ PopBytes ~ Aubrey O'Day Should Get the Electric Chair ~ POTP ~ Anderson Cooper Diddles Elmo? ~ Ayyyy ~ Bill Murray? Who Knew!? ...
