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AP to Britney: We Have Your Obit Ready to Go!
AP to Britney: We Have Your Obit Ready to Go!
TMZ.com : Britney Spears hasn't died, but the Associated Press has an obituary already written, should something happen to the "at-risk" former pop star. TMZ spoke to AP Entertainment Editor Jesse Washington who confirmed the news. Washington told Us Weekly,... Read more >
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Britney’s obituary is ready, she smells, is mental
The Blemish — ... The Associated Press (AP) is convinced there’s a good chance Britney Spears may die soon which is why they’ve already written her obituary. AP Entertainment Editor, Jesse Washington, confirms and says, “We would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now, but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.” ...

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