derekhail.com - 4/22/2008
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Ashlee Simpson tried to debunk her “can’t sing” stigma last night when she went on the Tonight Show and tried to perform a song off her new album. You can literally count the number of times she was actually on key on one hand. What’s going to be her excuse? “I’m pregnant and wasn’t feeling good” or “I’m a talentless ...
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