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Avril's Desperate Attempt
Avril's Desperate Attempt
We can't help but pity Avril Lavigne ! Her tour is so underselling that she is taking drastic measures to sell tickets. The Canadian poseur has just added the Jonas Brothers to her lineup, which also includes the previously announced Boys Like Girls . With the addition to the Jonas Brothers, the tour is bound to sell it, but…. Can you imagine being the headliner and having ...
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Desperate to Sell Tickets, Avril Lavigne Adds the Jonas Brothers To Lineup, Will Get Booed Off Stage
Pretty Boring - The Cure For the Daily Blah — ... Avril's latest tour is also proving to be highly unpopular. She's been having trouble filling out even small venues and needed something to save the tour from being a total loss, so her management signed the Jonas Brothers. The tickets will sell - the Jonas Brothers are huge with the teenybopper set - but Avril is in serious danger of being upstaged by her warm-up act. There's just no way she can follow their show without being hated on - Jonas Brothers fans will feel cheated the minute she steps out with her big red nose and dilated pupils. ...

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