Bat Shit Salad (Noun) Refers to the insane goddamn gibberish that crazy has-been celebrities spew forth in an effort to draw attention to themselves.  Roseann Barr, who I once had a modicum of respect for, has taken to her blog in an effort, one can only assume, to gain quick entrance into VH1's next celebreality television show, "Celebrity Asylum." Indeed, only a couple of months ...