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Uwe Boll’s Genius Move to Destroy Indiana Jones 4
Published 3/4/2008 by orfilms@gmail.com (slashfilm.com) at /Film
... Theme Park Owner’ outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler’s List!” This move will likely have a HUGE impact on the Indy 4’s bottom line. I hear that Paramount is terrified and is already discussing options to move Indiana Jones to another date, to avoid competition from Boll’s latest masterpiece. </sarcasm> Discuss: Can Steven Spielberg even hope to compete against Uwe Boll at the box office? source: BloodyDisgusting ...

BOLL BASHES INDY, WON'T FIGHT ME
Published 3/4/2008 at FilmDrunk.com
... Bloody Disgusting reports that Boll has sent out an email saying Postal will be released on May 23rd, the same day as Indiana Jones.  Adding: ...

Uwe Boll Goes Postal on Indy 4, Spielberg
Published 3/4/2008 by Kirsten Anderson at At The Movies - Film News and Reviews
... Madcap auteur Uwe Boll, known for such critical and box office disasters as Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance and In the Name of the King, has announced that he is releasing his next epic, Postal, on May 23rd, the same date as Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. And this is no accident. He’s doing this as a direct challenge. BloodyDisgusting has the quotes: ...

Uwe Boll Wants to Take Down Indiana Jones?!?
Published 3/4/2008 by James Rocchi at Cinematical
... ) will be opening May 23rd. That puts it head-to-head with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Bloody Disgusting reprinted excerpts from Boll's e-mail, which are as incoherent as they are enthusiastic. Boll first offers that "On the Indiana Jones weekend -- May 23 -- we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up." ...

Uwe Boll and Postal vs Steven Spielberg and Indiana Jones
Published 3/5/2008 at FilmWad
... Uwe Boll, the infamous director of films such as House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and much more, recently sent an email to BloodyDisgusting.com informing them that he would be releasing his film Postal on May 23rd. In case anyone hasn't marked their calendars, that is in fact the same day that Steven Spielberg's Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull hits theaters. Boll addressed the coming confrontation in the email, calling Spielberg out on his directorial skills. ...

Uwe Boll vs. Steven Spielberg
Published 3/6/2008 at Vulture
... Legendary German director Uwe Boll is picking fights again. Two years after he entered the boxing ring to take on his critics, Boll (legend in his own mind) is claiming he will crush Steven Spielberg (authentic film legend) when his latest video-game adaptation, Postal, opens on the same weekend as Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Boll asserts the mighty box-office power of his newest horror-comedy in an e-mail to the movie Website Bloody Disgusting (all [sic]s implied, natch): ...

Boll to Spielberg: I Will Crush You Like The Hack You Are [Schlockmeister Showdown]
Published 3/7/2008 by Graeme McMillan at io9
... getting sloppy. "See? Even in his first real movie, he was getting worse!" Now, Boll isn't the kind of guy to react well to bad press (responding to a bad review by telling a reviewer "you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it," for example), so here's hoping that he's prepared for the disappointment that's undoubtedly due on May 23rd, when both movies open. Uwe Boll Sets 'Postal' to Release Against Indiana Jones [Bloody Disgusting] ...

Boll to Take Down Speilberg, Finally!
Published 3/7/2008 by Cole Abaius at Film School Rejects
... Boll also claims that his movie will “destroy Indiana Jones at the box office”. Bloody Disgusting is also reporting that Boll believes he’s a better actor than Ben Kingsley and that Jaws and E.T. were low points in Spielberg’s career. Of course, all of this is delivered in Boll’s broken dialect as he bravely refuses to learn English - but continues to release films in America. ...