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... † if it wasn't for beyonce we wouldn't even know who solange knowles is... celebrity smack ...
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I will NOT use the headline “Sarah Palin tapped by McCain”!!! (CitizenSugar)
Lindsay Lohan takes a shot at the gold medal (HolyMoly)
Carrie Underwood might have to settle for silver (DailyStab)
Jeremy Piven can’t keep a civil tongue in his head (ImNotObsessed)
No, he really can’t: the collected rants of Jeremy Piven (Defamer)
Blind Item Roundup! (Gawker)
Solange Knowles ...






