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Canned Tuna
Hollywoodtuna — Mischa Barton Moving On (Up) (Popsugar) Avril In Maxim Encore (Egotastic!) Heidi Montag Needs A New BF (Dlisted) Naomi Watts At The Beach (Just Jared) Danielle Lloyd Bends Over!! (The Bastardly) Natalie Portman & Scarlett Johansson ...

Lunch Bits!
In Case You Didn't Know — Spencer says about Heidi’s music to come: “Madonna, eat your heart out!” DListed Eva Longoria in a teenie bikini! Hollywood Tuna Britney Spears needs government assistance?  IDLYITW Marcia Cross plans a romantic weekend! Celebitchy More pictures of Christina Aguilera with baby Max! Mollygood Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend at an awards show in Dublin. ASL ...

Blawgstars
Jossip — • Kirstie Alley is “stepping down” as the spokesperson for Jenny Craig. Fatties are so self-hating. • Based on her topless photo spread, rumors that Lindsay Lohan had breast implants were false. • Okay, Elisha Cuthbert, this is the last time we’re writing about you until you make out with another chick. Going to first base with Paris Hilton only takes you so far. • That’s cute: Spencer Pratt thinks he important enough to have a feud with Madonna. • Ah! Our boss man is ...

Quickies
Celebslam: They're Better Than Us — John Mayer leaving a restaurant in Pacific Palisades (2/6) + Ebanks, Kurkova, and Lima = Lesbian sex fantasy of the week [Bastardly] + Xtina got $2 million for her baby pics [I’m Not Obsessed] + Spencer from The Hills is one delusional SOB [Dlisted] + Danielle Lloyd is upskirty [Drunken Stepfather] + Meagan Good is Extremely Good [Egotastic!] + Dancing with the Stars [Just Jared] + Hottest film critic ever reviews ...

Morning Links
ImNotObsessed.com — Courteney Cox leaves Taverna Tony’s restaurant in Malibu.  You’re going to love the quotes from Spencer on Heidi Montag’s new album…”Madonna eat your heart out.” And there’s more. ...