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Blame It On A Shitty Cupboard
dlisted.com - 8/27/2008
Blame It On A Shitty Cupboard
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A faulty cupboard is to blame for Kelly Osbourne's jacked up eye . Kelly was at home with a " stomach bug " (aka mega diarrhea) when she went to grab a glass from her kitchen cupboard. The bitch must be strong because the entire cabinet came crashing down on her, cutting her temple and busting up her eye. I fucking bet you that cupboard came from Ikea and Ozzy Osbourne installed it. Either ...

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Lunch Bits!
In Case You Didn't Know — What on Earth happened to Kelly Osbourne’s face?!??!?? [DListed] Vanessa Minnillo’s showing off her legs! [Hollywood Tuna] Justin Long gets all the chicks! [IDLYITW] Brad Pitt wants two more kids by next year? [Celebitchy] Guess who’s under wraps! [ASL] Carmen Electra has no idea on how to sell herself! [MollyGood] Paris Hilton visits theme parks ...

What Happened to Kelly Osbourne?
Celebriscoop — ... Kelly Osbourne has been out and about lately looking severely beaten. What happened to her? Reports are that a faulty cupboard is to blame, but this doesn’t look like the work of something that houses your shot glasses. ...

Dear Christine Prody, It's Time To Go
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid — ... daughter on August 24th. Cops were called to his home after his daughter, Arnelle , attacked the both of them. Arnelle beat the juice out of him because he's not paying support to her mother, Marguerite . Marguerite is working at Walmart to pay the bills. The fight ended with Arnelle pushing his fugly ass into a glass cupboard. A source said, "O.J. hit the cupboard hard and the glass shattered all over him. He fell to the floor, bleeding. " Wait, did Arnelle recently visit Kelly Osbourne ? Anyway, Arnelle panicked and called 911 but quickly hung up. 911 operators still ...

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