Blame It On A Shitty Cupboard

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Lunch Bits!
Published 8/27/2008 by Roberta at In Case You Didn't Know
What on Earth happened to Kelly Osbourne’s face?!??!?? [DListed] Vanessa Minnillo’s showing off her legs! [Hollywood Tuna] Justin Long gets all the chicks! [IDLYITW] Brad Pitt wants two more kids by next year? [Celebitchy] Guess who’s under wraps! [ASL] Carmen Electra has no idea on how to sell herself! [MollyGood] Paris Hilton visits theme parks ...

What Happened to Kelly Osbourne?
Published 8/27/2008 by Jebbica at Hollywood Crap
... Kelly Osbourne has been out and about lately looking severely beaten. What happened to her? Reports are that a faulty cupboard is to blame, but this doesn’t look like the work of something that houses your shot glasses. ...

Dear Christine Prody, It's Time To Go
Published 8/28/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
... daughter on August 24th. Cops were called to his home after his daughter, Arnelle , attacked the both of them. Arnelle beat the juice out of him because he's not paying support to her mother, Marguerite . Marguerite is working at Walmart to pay the bills. The fight ended with Arnelle pushing his fugly ass into a glass cupboard. A source said, "O.J. hit the cupboard hard and the glass shattered all over him. He fell to the floor, bleeding. " Wait, did Arnelle recently visit Kelly Osbourne ? Anyway, Arnelle panicked and called 911 but quickly hung up. 911 operators still ...