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Rumer - They Used to Call Me Hairy Tumor
Published 8/15/2008 by TMZ Staff at TMZ.com
... [image] Kids (and parents) can be so cruel. Rumer Willis says that she's been carrying her name around like a tumor her whole life literally. The Demi-spawn tells the New York Post that kids in school would serenade her with, "Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor." Meanwhile, sisters Scout and Tallulah had "cute nicknames" says Willis. Which is more than can be said about their given names. More Succumb to Bitemarks in the Turks [image] Who knew that the Turks & Caicos would become tussle central? A couple weeks ago it was Blonsky v. Golden. Now, it goes all the way up top ...

Lindsay Lohan: Man-Loving Jew? [Gossip Roundup]
Published 8/15/2008 by Ryan Tate at Gawker
... Rumer Willis, cruelly-named daughter of Bruce, was often compared looks-wise to Jay Leno, and also called "Rumer the Tumor" in school. But now she's on the People 100 Most Beautiful list, which one would hope helps with the self-esteem and so forth. [P6] ...

Rumer, Rumer Big Hairy Tumor
Published 8/15/2008 by Alyk at CelebWarship
... Rumer Willis complained to Page Six that her name was a total bummer for her when she was a kid. Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ facially-challenged daughter said she realized around the age of 12 that she “got screwed” in the name department. ...

When genes go wrong
Published 8/15/2008 at OH NO!!
... "got screwed." "My sisters,  Scout and Tallulah, had cute nicknames," she says. "When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I'd put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope. In school, kids would sing, 'Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.' " She also says she was shocked to be named one of People's 100 Most Beautiful People this year: "After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don't think of yourself in that way." Source ...

Rumer With A Big Hairy Tumor
Published 8/15/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
Fuckity fuck! Tater Head almost has me feeling sorry for her spud-looking ass (and chin). She's taking advantage of me when I'm feeling ill! In this week's Page Six Magazine , Rumer said she got " screwed " in the name department. She should add " looks " to the departments she got screwed in. Tater Head said, "My sisters, Scout and Talullah , had cute nicknames. When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I'd put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope. In school, kids would sing, 'Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.' " I take it ...

Rumer, Rumer with a big Hairy Tumor
Published 8/15/2008 by admin at Bricks and Stones Gossip
... says she was shocked to be named one of People’s 100 Most Beautiful People this year: “After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way.” I have to admit thought those kids are pretty creative I don’t know if I would have came up with that when I was younger. Rumer was named ‘People’s 100 Most Beautiful’ I must have missed that. Who was on the voting committee her parents? Source

"Rumer, Rumer With a Big Hairy Tumor"?
Published 8/15/2008 at X17 Online
rumertumorsmall.jpg Poor little rich girl Rumer Willis has had a tough life. In addition to being the daughter of mega-movie stars Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, the poor kid got saddled with a name like "Rumer"! She told Page Six , she "got screwed. When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I'd put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope. In school, kids would sing, 'Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.' " So tragic, right?

Schoolyard Chants Of 'Rumer, Rumer, Big Hairy Tumor' Reveal Ugly Side Of Eccentric Celebrity Baby-Naming [Avoidable Trauma]
Published 8/15/2008 by Seth at Defamer
... of the earliest and most egregious examples of the eccentric-celebrity-baby-naming trend that gripped the industry in the '90s and has yet to show any signs of letting up. We point as evidence towards such recent additions to the Weird Celebrity Baby-Name Registry as Sunday Kidman-Urban, Honor Alba-Warren, Birdie Phillipps (daughter of Freaks and Geeks star Busy), and the unabashedly onomatopoeic Phlbbbbbbfffft Simpson, the not-yet-born offspring of mother Ashlee. From Page Six: RUMER Willis used to hate her name. The daughter of Demi Moore ...

Rumer Willis hates her name; denies lesbian rumors
Published 8/15/2008 by JayBird at Cele|bitchy
... she says. “When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I’d put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope. In school, kids would sing, ‘Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.’ ” She also says she was shocked to be named one of People’s 100 Most Beautiful People this year: “After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way.” [From the New York Post] I’d never thought of the tumor angle. I’ve been more focused on her potato-like ...

Rumer Willis used to hate her name.
Published 8/15/2008 by Jocelyn at In Case You Didn't Know
... nicknames,” she says. “When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I’d put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope. In school, kids would sing, ‘Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.’ ” She also says she was shocked to be named one of People’s 100 Most Beautiful People this year: “After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way.” Source ...

Rumer Willis previously dislike her name
Published 8/16/2008 by mylene at Girlretro.com Celebrity, Fashion, Beauty
... told Sunday Page Six Magazine that when she was 12 years old “My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames. When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I’d put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope. In school, kids would sing, ‘Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.’ ” This year she was one of the list for People’s 100 Most Beautiful People this year: “After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way.” Source Technorati Tags: ...

Your Daily Fug!
Published 8/19/2008 by FListed Says: at F-Listed
... Anyhoo!  Potato Spud Willis talks about how she used to throw pity parties for herself because her parents were high when they named her.  She tells Page Six: ...