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Blow-Up Tori And Sarah Jessica Dolls Will Love You Unconditionally Until You Pop Them [Inflatable Companionship]
Blow-Up Tori And Sarah Jessica Dolls Will Love You Unconditionally Until You Pop Them [Inflatable Companionship]
With the Sex and the City: The Movie inching ever closer to its May 30th release date (Will Carrie and Big end up together? No don't tell us--we don't want to know! Hurts so good!), and today's announcement of a Beverly Hills 90210 primetime reimagining , we're certain more than a few of you have some Sarah Jessica Parker and Tori Spelling on the brain. Sadly, both women are currently taken, ...
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PIPED Dream brings to market a range of inflatable rubber dolls based on celebrities like Jennifer Lopez (J-Ho) and Sarah Jessica Parker (Sara Jessica Porkher). Old Mr Anorak has yet to place his orders, but given his asthma we’d advise moving past the Lopez doll and saving his puff on the skinnier and more deflated Parker effigy. If may not even require inflating. The other interesting ...