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Quickies: Monthly Cycle
Published 7/21/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... Lohan’s knee padded leggings are all sold out. (Websters) Brooke Hogan says that women can’t be president because they have periods. Too bad Chris Benoit wasn’t her dad. (Jezebel) Diane Kruger looking like Tom Sawyer’s slutty cousin. (Use My Computer) Benji Madden looks like a complete asswipe in that getup. (CelebWarship) Sophie Monk’s sexy new tattoo! (The Rad Report ...

Bragging rights, Love Hewitt is back, beer pong slam, more juice please…
Published 7/22/2008 by Dee Rober at Derober.com
... Bigfoot (doubleviking) Does loud music in bars increase alcohol consumption? (asylum) More on Jessica Simpson’s untriumhpant country music debut (bustedcoverage) Is Jennifer Love Hewitt back?? (on205th) Victoria Beckham looks..human here (Pink) A little Dumb and Dumber for you just because (loserswithsocks) Grampa’s beer pong belly buster=hysterical (donchavez) Paris and Benji are posers at best (celebwarship) Tree porn!!! Yes, you heard me correctly (yepyepgibbs)

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Published 7/22/2008 at HOLY MOLY Entertainment Gossip
After Blake 's sentence, Amy Winehouse resorts to touching herself up. TMZ Britney Spears goes from glam to gruesome overnight. WWTDD Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes prove Scientology isn't scary, honestly. Dlisted Paris Hilton and boyfriend looking absolutely fabulous. Celebwarship Britney Spears has a pop at her own mother in her lyrics. Mollygood Maggie Gyllenhaal in London, forgetting to stop off at Planet Bra. ICYDK Sam Lufti would Like to be Britney 's manager again, after doing a swell job last time. Hollyscoop ...