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BRITNEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
What Would Tyler Durden Do —
And of course, Britney Spears was involved in a minor traffic accident Saturday night, while driving between 10 and 15 miles per hour on the 405. TMZ says she may have been putting her makeup on at the time of the crash, but no injuries were reported, no citations were given, and Britney passed her field sobriety test with no problems. Oh, I know, what an amazing story. They should turn this epic tale into a full length feature film. ...
Britney Spears is an Excellent Driver, Part 3
IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com —
... Highway Patrol official said. The 26-year-old pop singer, whose career has been buried under an avalanche of personal and health problems, rear-ended a car in stop-and-go traffic after she failed to stop her Mercedes in time, said CHP Officer Patrick Kimball. The rear-ended car, driven by a man identified as "J. Flint," in turn pushed forward into another car, the CHP collision report said. The driver of the third car observed no damage, and drove off, the CHP incident report said." TMZ says Britney was putting on makeup at the time of the accident, so yeah, Britney's a moron. ...
Britney Spears: Not Drunk, Just a Terrible Driver
The Hollywood Gossip —
... How do we know? According to TMZ, the guy she hit was checking her out - admiring the white Mercedes and the gal putting on makeup while driving. ...
Another Day, Another Traffic Incident for Britney
Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog —
... at a low rate of speed, which, in turn, also hit the car in front of it.
Statement from the accident report: “The collision occurred when the driver of the Mercedes, driving in the #3 lane, in stop and go traffic failed to observe the vehicle directly ahead of her come to a complete stop. She attempted to brake but failed to stop her vehicle prior to colliding into the rear of the Nissan [in front of her].”
The man who Britney hit says that he saw Britney applying makeup moments before the impact.
No injuries were initially ...
Britney Gets In Fender Bender [Dirt Bag]
Jezebel —
... ] Apparently Brit was in stop and go traffic, driving at about 10 m.p.h. and putting on her makeup before the accident. Brit passed a field sobriety test. [ TMZ ] Dr. Phil is so classy and generous! He allegedly posted bond for one of the cheerleaders arrested for beating a teenage girl on videotape because her grandmother told reporters she didn't have the money to bail her granddaughter out. Of course, that means that Dr. Phil would have "exclusive" rights to her story. [ ...
Britney Spears Crashed Her Car Because She Was Trying To Put On Her Face
Socialite Life —
... on the freeway on Saturday night because she was applying make-up. This does not surprise me in the least. It's a bad move, but I'm not going to fault her because I've seen so many American women doing this very same thing. And some drag queens. ...
Britney Was Applying Makeup At Time Of Accident
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... Britney Spears was involved in a minor car accident on the 101 Freeway in L.A. Saturday night. The California Highway Patrol report says that Britney “attempted to brake but failed to stop her vehicle,” rear-ending the Nissan in front of her and pushing it into a third “older model vehicle.” Britney later passed the field sobriety test, so if she wasn’t drunk or high at the time of the crash, what exactly went wrong? According to TMZ ...
Britney Spears still a bad driver
Celebslam: They're Better Than Us —
... We spoke with the guy she hit, who says before the accident, he was admiring the white Mercedes and the woman putting on makeup while driving it. It wasn’t until after she hit him at an estimated 10-15 MPH that he realized the woman was Britney. The man also says he wasn’t sure if she was still putting on makeup at the time of the crash. (Source) ...
Britney Spears Caught in (Vehicular) Pile-up
CelebNewsWire —
... with nothing to do but dress up her doggies, she wouldn't feel the need to multitask. But you'd be wrong. Girl still thinks that her Benz is the perfect place to put on Fabulash. It must have excellent lighting. TMZ reports: ...
Britney Spears' Answer To Beating The Traffic Blues Includes Applying Makeup And Playing Bumper Cars [Comebacks]
Gawker: defamer —
... were showing signs of slowing down were more prophetic than we thought. On Saturday night, Spears was on her way to break bread with her semi-estranged mother Lynne when she rear-ended a Nissan that stopped in traffic in front of her on the 101. The cause of the accident? Britney was applying her makeup while driving: ...
