Snaps: LOL Jesus
Litely Salted —
If Jesus really exists, and has nothing better to do than form His (does Jesus get a capital H?) likeness in a fucking cat for midwest yokels, then clearly we're all doomed. (omg blog) Sheesh. A little fingerbanging the boss and all of a sudden you're in a "relationship with Britney Spears." (The Blemish) John Mayer is looking... different. What's the word? Oh right: gayer. (Socialite's Life) Speaking of fucking Elmo... Thanks to Kelly! (SpikedHumor) Insert your own Kim Kardashian joke here! ( ...
Quickies Redux
Celebslam: They're Better Than Us —
The Victoria’s Secret Angels in September’s GQ (UK)
+ Serena Williams is see through [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Australian pop star Jess Origliasso nude! [Egotastic!]
+ Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens make out for Elle [Just Jared]
+ Kate Beckinsale’s, definitely Kate Beckinsale’s [F-Listed]
+ Turns out Britney isn’t dating her bodyguard [The Blemish]
+ Kim Smith is versatile, hot [Attuworld]
+ ...
Daily Link Dump
CelebWarship —
... out shopping. [DS]
Jenny McCarthy looked hot at the premiere for Pineapple Express. [IDWYL]
Alicia Silverstone, however, did not. [WIMB]
Miley Cyrus versus Katy Perry continues. [YH]
Sophie Monk finally found work. [RR]
Larry Rudolph denied Britney Spears is dating her bodyguard. [TB]
Kate Moss does Ibiza. [BST]
Jimmy Kimmel ...



