Britney Spears is thirsty, retarded

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Britney Spears is thirsty, retarded
Published 9/27/2007 at OH NO!!
From Celebslam.com:Britney Spears was spotted leaving a recording studio in Burbank last night. As she sat down in the passenger seat of her white Mercedes, her assistant/cousin/enabler Alli handed her a margarita in front of about 50 paparazzi. You’d think after the judge last week ordered Britney to undergo weekly random drug and alcohol testing that she . . . oh I don’t know . . . MIGHT STOP DRINKING. At this rate, at her next custody hearing, the judge is gonna take Britney’s kids away and then set her on fire.NOTE: To answer ...

Britney Spears Drinks in the Car
Published 9/27/2007 by Robyn at Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Britney Spears is drinking in her car! After leaving at recording studio her assistant Alli handed Britney a margarita in front of about 50 paparazzi.  Can we do a random alcohol test now! Don’t tell me that shit isn’t filled with alcohol!   source 

Thirsty on Wednesday
Published 9/27/2007 at WOW Report
... getting into a car with a margarita. Not only is that stupid, it's against state law. "Possession of Open Container in Motor Vehicle in California. Section 23223 (b) No passenger shall have in his or her possession, while in a motor vehicle upon a highway or on lands, as described in subdivision (b) of Section 23220, any bottle, can, or other receptacle containing any alcoholic beverage that has been opened or a seal broken, or the contents of which have been partially removed." (via Celebslam; photos: INF Daily) ...

Britney Spears, Still Boozing it Up
Published 9/27/2007 by Allie at Gone Hollywood
... Celebslam says, “You’d think after the judge last week ordered Britney to undergo weekly random drug and alcohol testing that she . . . oh I don’t know . . . MIGHT STOP DRINKING.” ...

Britney Spears Drives With Margarita
Published 9/27/2007 by Ms. Hollywood Headache at Hollywood Headache
... Yep, that’s Britney’s hand clutching the top of a margarita glass. I’d recognize those half-bitten off nasty ass fingernails anywhere! (To see more pictures of Britney with her margarita in her car, visit Celebslam where Nick has his post more appropriately titled ...

Oh Hey, Open Container
Published 9/27/2007 by Alyk at CelebWarship
...   Photographers spotted Britney Spears leaving an LA recording studio last night while apparently doing something illegal: as homegirl got into the passenger side of a waiting car, Alli Simms handed her an open glass filled with a margarita. Smart, booze hound, but it’s illegal to be in a car with an open container. Also not smart: Britney is still subject to random testing for alcohol.   P.S. For the love of God, please get a proper manicure. Source

Shilpa Shetty Can't Get Away With Anything, Britney Spears Can Get Away With Everything
Published 9/27/2007 by Aaron at Glitterati Gossip
... headed for a German musical production called " Miss Bollywood " when authorities at the Mumbai international airport tried to arrest her. Apparently they had not gotten the message that she was now permitted to travel abroad. They held her for extensive questioning before finally letting her fly. Compare this to Britney Spears, who was photographed getting into a car... with a margarita in hand. Now, most gossipbloggers are pretty jaded people, but this is shocking even for me (and Celebslam , where I found the story). What the hell, people? This is absurd.

Time wasters
Published 9/27/2007 by The Blemish at The Blemish
... Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney’s sister, has cleavage Yeeeah: Ashley Simpson has breathing problems. The problem is she’s breathing Bastardly: Alessandra Ambrosio takes her boyfriend for a walk Celebitchy: Elton John may own child porn Hollywood Tuna: Alyssa Milano in the shower. Not as hot as you’d think CityRag: Dear Angelina & Brad: Please Back Off the School Celebslam: Britney Spears is thirsty, retarded Bossip: Timbaland Says ...

Afternoon Links
Published 9/27/2007 by kylehepp@gmail.com at I'm Not Obsessed - Celebrity Gossip And Pictures
HOME FAQ PRESS KIT SITES TO VISIT NEWSLETTER INO SHOPS CONTESTS CONTACT Afternoon Links September 27th, 2007 at 4:00 pm Alexis Bledel out for lunch at 4th Cafe in West Hollywood. She s so pretty! Halle Berry has been receiving death threats, yikes! Avril Lavigne goes out for ice cream. Britney Spears drinks a margarita in her car! Ryan Gosling says he did not get a nose job but the pictures don t lie. Victoria Beckham goes home to support David. Steve O. says Lindsay Lohan stole ...

Britney Spears Is A Stupid Sorry Drunk Drinking A Margarita In Her Car
Published 9/27/2007 at SorryIGotDrunk.com
Not that I don't always have an open drink in my car, but I'm not usually followed around by 1000 papparazzi.. Not usually. [Celebslam]

pop nosh: lohan not leavin' rehab yet...
Published 9/27/2007 by popbytes at popbytes
... → dina lohan said that lindsay will not be leaving rehab this weekend... cele|bitchy → steve-o said that lindsay once stole a bag of coke from him! evil beet → britney spears in a car w/ a margarita - what a total dumbass! celebslam → music producer phil spector got a lucky break (for now...) a socialite's life → michael jackson actually found someone to marry his crazy ass?!? holy ...

“Britney Spears drinks a margarita in the car” Links
Published 9/27/2007 by Celebitchy at Cele|bitchy
- Britney Spears drinks a margarita in the car [Celebslam] - Britney Has Devil Eyes, Stains, Sad Nipples [yeeeah] - Shilpa Shetty arrested in India for Richard Gere’s forced kiss [DListed] - Rihanna on the runway [Bossip] - Season two of Dexter is just as good as the first [Pajiba] - Uma Thurman Shopping In Soho [I’m Not Obsessed] - The Meg White Sex Tape is Real [ ...

Melyssa Ford Brings The Afternoon Links!
Published 9/27/2007 by Jackson at The Bastardly -
- Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna] - Evan Rachel Wood Doesn’t Care About Being Famous [I’m Not Obsessed] - Howto: Inbreken [Flabber.nl] - Britney Spears is thirsty, retarded [Celebslam] - Jamie Lynn Spears Cleavage [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW] - Boobs, Boobs, the Magical Fruit [The Bastardly Society] - Oprah Should Join The Queens Of Comedy [Dlisted] - Ja-Rule doesn’t hate the gays [Tasteful Celebs] - Guess who is wearing an engagement ring? [SOW] - Lohan is staying in rehab for a while [Cele|bitchy] - What ...

Sadly There Is Still No Hope
Published 9/27/2007 by Leisa at Haute Gossip
... source - celebslam ...

Britney Spears drinking in the car…
Published 9/27/2007 by D*ana at D*ana's Dirt
... Anyway, thanks to Nick at Celebslam for sending these pictures around earlier today… Britney’s assistant Alli handed her what appears to be a margarita as she got into the car last night… And yes, even though Britney’s not the one driving, it is still illegal.  ...

Hot Links!
Published 9/28/2007 by SeriouslyOMGWTF at Seriously? OMG! WTF?
...  Oscar De La Hoya's first interview since the pix - ET Did Britney Spears break the law again? - Celebslam  Which Hollywood ladies are destined to be dumped - Popbytes Matthew ...

Oops Britney Takes Her Margarita For A Ride
Published 9/28/2007 by steph at Celebrity Mound
... answer your question, yeah, it’s illegal: “Possession of Open Container in Motor Vehicle in California. Section 23223 (b) No passenger shall have in his or her possession, while in a motor vehicle upon a highway or on lands, as described in subdivision (b) of Section 23220, any bottle, can, or other receptacle containing any alcoholic beverage that has been opened or a seal broken, or the contents of which have been partially removed.” (Courtesy of Celebslam)

Britney likes her Margarita
Published 9/28/2007 by Attu at Attuworld - Everything interesting, strange, funny or sexy sooner or later ends up on Attuworld
... "Possession of Open Container in Motor Vehicle in California. Section 23223 (b) No passenger shall have in his or her possession, while in a motor vehicle upon a highway or on lands, as described in subdivision (b) of Section 23220, any bottle, can, or other receptacle containing any alcoholic beverage that has been opened or a seal broken, or the contents of which have been partially removed." Britney, have you read that? ...

Quick Dirt news update
Published 9/28/2007 by Christin at CelebWorm.com
Quick Dirt news update Posted By: Christin Site Owner Sep 28 2007 Todays dirt news features Lindsay Lohan really loved teh white powder, Britney Spears takes a drinky drink to go, Danielle Lloyd flashes her butt cheek, Denis Richards and Pamela Anderson to pose their aging tits on Playboy together, Vivica A. Fox may serve time, and more Steve-O claims Lindsay stole his stash of coke Steve-O is probably full of shit. .. being a passenger with a drink in hand isn t drinking and driving further proving how retarded Britney is. Danielle Lloyd ...