Britney Spears to play lesbian killer in Quentin Tarantino film

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THIS SEEMS UNLIKELY
Published 8/6/2008 at What Would Tyler Durden Do?
The Telegraph UK among others are reporting today that Britney Spears has been cast as a stripper in an upcoming Quentin Tarantino movie.  I’ll spare you the details for now, but this is maybe the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. ...

TARANTINO CASTS BRITNEY SPEARS, SAY LIARS
Published 8/6/2008 at FilmDrunk.com
... ), and today the Telegraph seems to confirm my suspicions.  They're reporting that Tarantino has cast Britney Spears in his remake of ...

Britney Spears Might Be a Killer Lesbian Stripper
Published 8/6/2008 by idontlikeyouinthatway.com at IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com
... Telegraph UK is reporting that Quentin Tarantino wants Britney Spears to play the lead role in his upcoming adaptation of the 1965 cult film, ...

Tarantino Casts Britney Spears as Lesbian Stripper Killer
Published 8/6/2008 by bumpshack at Bumpshack.com
... Award winning director Quentin Tarantino has cast misguided popstar Britney Spears to play the role of Varla in Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!. She will play a lesbian stripper with girl-on-girl sex scenes before, as all Tarantino films, it turns into a blood bath. ...

Britney Spears, The Stripper???
Published 8/6/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (JJ) at JJ's Dirt
... A source said: "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around." ...

The Britney Spears Killer Lesbian Stripper Cheat Sheet
Published 8/6/2008 by Michelle Collins at Best Week Ever
It's the role she was born to play! Word has it that the newly re-fit Britney Spears will have a part in the upcoming Quentin Tarantino remake of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! But what part, pray tell, could Tarantino have in mind for our dear, sensitive Britney? But of course: Yes, Spears is being recruited to portray a lesbian killer stripper, which is one of those puzzle pieces that fits just right into the universe of common sense. But what with all the working out and ...

Frapp Without Whip?
Published 8/6/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
... poopy times. She's a 24/7 employee. She's not as hot as Carla , but I still want to know her deal. Brit totally bought her, I know it. In other Cheeto news, Quentin Tarantino has reportedly asked Brit Brit to play a lesbian stripper killer in the remake of Russ Meyers' " Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! " Brit Brit would play Varla , a stripper who murders a dude with her bare hands and kidnaps his girlfriend. Brit would also have to do a girl-on-girl sex scene. A source told The Telegraph , " Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted. She thinks it ...

Quentin Tarantino Allegedly Casting Britney Spears In “Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!”
Published 8/6/2008 by Matt at Hollywood Hills - Movies and Television
... Let me say up front that I am cautiously reporting this under the “alleged” category because the whole thing sounds ludicrous. That said, the UK’s Telegraph is reporting that Britney Spears has been handpicked by Quentin Tarantino to star in his project “Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” ...

Tarantino Casts Britney Spears in Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Remake?!
Published 8/6/2008 by orfilms@gmail.com (slashfilm.com) at /Film
... All of Quentin Tarantino’s future projects will feature an entire cast of horror directors and washed up pop singers… I’m kidding… hopefully. Last night it was announced that Eli Roth was cast in the World War II film Inglorious Basterds, and now the Telegraph reports that Britney Spears will play a killer lesbian stripper Varla in Tarantino’s remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! ...

Britney Spears to star in new Quentin Tarantino film?
Published 30 days ago at The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
... Quentin Tarantino is reportedly trying to cast Britney Spears in his remake of the 1965 film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Apparently, Tarantino can't imagine anyone else tackling the role of a lesbian stripper. Way to dream big there, buddy. The UK Telegraph reports: ...

Britney Spears to Officially Play Lesbian Pussycat Stripper for Tarantino?
Published 30 days ago by Erik Davis at Cinematical
... . (Quick, which one of those three never starred in a moronic reality show?) Now, either the Telegraph is re-running a six-month-old rumor in order to grab some traffic, or Tarantino finally made this particular casting choice official. Says the Telegraph: "Spears' character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath." ...

Britney to play lesbian killer in “Faster Pussycat” Tarantino remake?
Published 30 days ago by Celebitchy at Cele|bitchy
... sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath. Tarantino is in discussions with other Hollywood stars to take the roles of the remaining two strippers. A source said: “Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She’s delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around. “It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She’s playing the most important character.” [From The Daily Mail] Britney can sort-of act. She didn’t do a terrible job on How I ...

Britney Spears Offered Tarantino Movie “Roll”
Published 30 days ago by Candy at CandyKirby.com | Humor, Celebrities, Pop Culture, Sex, Funny News
... that her umbrella attack was in preparation for a “movie roll,” may have finally landed that “roll”: A lesbian killer in a Quentin Tarantino film. ...

Britney Spears in Tarantino’s Faster Pussycat Remake?
Published 30 days ago by Karina Longworth at SpoutBlog
... The exclamation points are mine, but they’re implied in this Telegraph headline, which is quickly making the rounds of the “publish first, conveniently forget to retract later” gossip blogs. The rumor is that Britney has been hand-picked by Quentin to “play dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” ...

Britney Spears To Play A Killer Lesbian Stripper… For Quentin Tarantino?
Published 30 days ago by Rick at TunaFlix
... According to Telegraph’s source, “Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She’s delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around. It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She’s playing the most important character.” ...

Faster, Britney! Kill! Kill!
Published 30 days ago at X17 Online
britqt.jpg Our sweet little Britney Spears playing a murderous lesbian stripper? We could never imagine such a thing - but Quentin Tarantino sure could! The Telegraph reports that the Pulp Fiction director picked the pop princess to play the role of Varla in an upcoming remake of Russ Meyer's 1965 cult classic Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! . But this ain't no Mickey Mouse role - Varla spends the movie (uh, spoiler warning ) murdering her boyfriend, taking his new girlfriend hostage, and having sex with another girl before all the drama wraps up in a massive bloodbath! A ...

Britney To Become Lesbian Killer
Published 30 days ago by Whitney at Mollygood
... Britney Spears is rapidly attempting to get her career back on track, what with the promise of a new album and her recent stints on How I Met Your Mother — but news that Quentin Tarantino has cast her as a lesbian killer in his next film, a remake of 1965’s Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, is a bit of a surprise. Brit’s potential role is that of stripper Varla, who murders a man with her bare hands and then takes his girlfriend hostage. Oh, and there’s sex scenes with another female. Of course. ...

Britney for Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!?
Published 30 days ago at Filmstalker
... through the Los Angeles Times . According to the story a source told the paper - yeah, another source: "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around. It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She's playing the most important character" Well it could turn her career around, if the film turns out well and she can act decently in it, however I still see ...

Living Up to Her Full Potential
Published 30 days ago by Mr. Atoz at Agent Bedhead
[image] Quentin Tarantino seems to be a busy man these days. No sooner do we hear that Eli Roth has been cast as Sgt. Donnie “Bear Jew” Donowitz in Inglorious Bastards (and no; I’m not going to link to the post since it’s about two inches down the page; why would I insult your intelligence?) than news comes that Britney Spears will be playing a homicidal lesbian stripper. Sadly, this won’t be in Inglorious Bastards, which would have made the movie about eight different kinds of awesome. Instead, Quentin is planning a remake of Russ Meyer’s 1965 boobfest Faster, Pussycat! ...

Giant Lie?? British Paper Reports Tarantino Has Cast Britney Spears In FASTER PUSSYCAT Remake!!
Published 30 days ago by Hercules at Ain't It Cool News - The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.
... This sounds like complete complete bullshit to me, but the rumor has been swirling so furiously it has taken hold of mainstream media. British newspapers cannot be trusted, and the British newspaper The Telegraph is claiming that Quentin Tarantino is wooing Britney Spears to star as a deadly lesbian stripper in a remake of “Faster Pussycat Kill Kill.” Read the Telegraph’s “scoop” here . Will Tarantino bother to confirm or deny? Stay tuned. ...

Britney to be in Quentin Tarantino's movie?
Published 30 days ago at OH NO!!
... material. He wanted to get Britney first. She's playing the most important character." Spears had her first starring role in the 2002 film Crossroads, portraying a high school graduate on a road-trip to find her mother. But despite grossing $60 million worldwide the movie, and Britney's performance, was panned and she received Razzie Awards for Worst Actress and for Worst Original Song. Spears also made cameo appearances in Austin Powers: Goldmember and Longshot. SOURCE SO. What do YOU think?? Fail? Y/N ...

Britney Spears To Be Lesbian Stripper in ‘Pussycat’? [Crazy Rumors]
Published 30 days ago by Paige MacGregor at Film School Rejects
... Telegraph appears to be confirming last January’s rumor that Tarantino was considering Britney Spears, Eva Mendes, and Kim Kardashian with its recent suggestion that the princess of pop—whose acting career basically consists of a horrific performance in Crossroads, when she was cute and attractive, and a handful of comedic cameos on the CBS series “How I Met Your Mother,” after she had become crazy and not so attractive — might have beat out both Kardashian and Mendes for a part as one of his leading ladies. ...

Britney, Batman, Lethal Weapon 5, Mummy 4, Tarantino, Deppy Riddler and Shia's Fingers!!!!!!
Published 29 days ago at RopeofSilicon: Latest Headlines
... was regurgitating it they took it to be legit. This is the Internet folks, researching goes as far as it needs to just to get a clickable headline. Is Britney Spears going to star in a movie that Quentin Tarantino isn't going to even work on for probably two years? ...

We Predicted It - FASTER, BRITNEY! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Published 29 days ago by noreply@blogger.com (C. Jerry Kutner) at Bright Lights After Dark
... You can read about it in the U.K. Telegraph, a story tastefully entitled Britney Spears to Play Lesbian Killer in Quentin Tarantino Film. ...

Remakesploitation.
Published 24 days ago by Alison Willmore at IFC: Indie Eye
... I'm catching up from a few days off the grid, so it's still news to me that the Telegraph reported last week that Britney Spears may or may not have been picked by Quentin Tarantino to play Varla in a remake of the Russ Meyer's 1965 "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" that may or may not be happening: ...