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BuyMyShitPile.com: Hey Washington, can you buy my bad investments too?
With our economy in crisis, the US Government is scrambling to rescue our banks by purchasing their "distressed assets", i.e., assets that no one else wants to buy from them. We figured that instead of protesting this plan, we'd give regular Americans the same opportunity to sell their bad ...
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Buy My ShitPile and save your Economy
Random Good Stuff — ... Shitpile Wholesale With our economy in crisis, the US Government is scrambling to rescue our banks by purchasing their "distressed assets", i.e., assets that no one else wants to buy from them. We figured that instead of protesting this plan, we’d give regular Americans the same opportunity to sell their bad assets to the government. We need your help and you need the Government’s help! Very nice things you can find there: Straight from Niagra Falls, the original 1930’s ...

Americans Scramble To Offer Bundles Of 'Shit' For Sale To Government [Things We Actually Like]
Gawker — ... untold story of this column the Journal can't tell you because they don't use swear words is the brand-new awesome website BuyMyShitPile.com, wherein average U.S. Americans are offering to unload their most illiquid investments — like this attractive house, Hank's for $269,000,000! — at what they believe to be fair "Hold To Maturity" prices or whatever. Our favorite shit after the jump: The "Top Shit" is all pretty Lol, but be sure not to miss The Entire GDP Of China, Inside My House, Loan To Retarded Brother And Sister In ...

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