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Caption Paris Hilton!
People Paris Hilton riding a poor innocent camel has Caption Me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.
Poor dolphin
Poor dolphin
theblemish.com — Sad news out of Dubai today. The dolphin Paris Hilton made out with last week has been put to sleep. Its immune system was ravaged by the deluge of stds from Hilton’s saliva. No one can say they didn’t see this coming. Before Paris ... Poor dolphin
Paris Hilton Doesn't Care About Your Social Conventions
Paris Hilton Doesn't Care About Your Social Conventions
celebnewswire.com — When we think of Paris Hilton , we think: rebel! She's so unconventional. She doesn't pony to anybody's rules. You can't tell her what to . . . oh, wait. Did we say Paris Hilton? We meant someone else. Probably Bijou Phillips . We're always getting ... Paris Hilton Doesn't Care About Your Social Conventions
Paris Hilton is The Little Mermaid
Paris Hilton is The Little Mermaid
justjared.buzznet.com — Paris Hilton slips into a sparkly gold mermaid costume in the ad campaign for her newest scent, called Siren . “ Siren is all about being sexy in a playful way. I feel irresistible as a mermaid,” Paris explains. “What girl doesn’t want ... Paris Hilton is The Little Mermaid
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