Snaps: Mental
Litely Salted —
... with duckie. (Popoholic) Janice Dickinson will eat your breasts ... wait a sec. Huh? What? (The Blemish) Come on, Kate. Owen was just starting to feel better. Why you gotta dangle your tongue in somebody else's throat? (poponthepop) You are right about that, Ms. Gellar. Ain't nobody gonna mistake you for a porn star. (Ayyyy) You're not going to get anyone to appreciate you for your "talent," if you dress like that, Charlize. (Usemycomputer)
Quickies: Beauty School Dropout
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... Jason Patric is a tip-lifting thief. (CelebNewsWire)
Charlize Theron ought to get your panties in a twist. (UseMyComputer)
Almost as bad as your dad walking in on you masturbating. (timekiller)
Tyra Banks + Tila Tequila = brain-numbing inanity. (Jossip)
The Victoria’s Secret models have landed, and they look like the fucking Pink Ladies from “Grease.” (The Blemish) ...


