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Mollygood —
... the others. [HT]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted at Cartier yesterday, sending celebrity bloggers everywhere into an “OMG ARE THEY ENGAGED?!” frenzy. [PS]
• It’s a sad day when Amy Winehouse’s record label has to act as her parent. [ICYDK]
• More information than we ever wanted to know about Christi Brinkley’s ex. [Yeeeah]
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Grumpy Links
The Grumpiest —
Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Reigns Supreme - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Hot Bikini Babes in Rio de Janeiro - BASTARDLY
Pink’s Bouncy Tits on the Beach - DRUNKENSTEPFATHER
Jack Black Confesses To Stealing From His Mom - IMNOTOBSESSED
Chick Crushes Sh*t with her Massive Tits - HORNYOYSTER
Hottie Megan Fox Is Now Single - COED MAGAZINE
Christy Brinkley’s Ex Really Likes Masturbating - YEEEAH
These ladies love to show their patriotic pride - DOUBLEVIKING
The ...
“Megan Fox dumps Brian Austin Green” links
Cele|bitchy —
... [Celebslam]
- Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush dine at Koi [The Bastardly]
- Ashley Tisdale and her boyfriend Jared Murillo on the beach in Hawaii [The Blemish]
- Gwen Is About To Pop! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Pink Goes for a Jog (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Christy Brinkley’s Ex Really Likes Masturbating [Yeeeah!]
- David Arquette lends some celebrity support to the Second ...
pop nosh: amy winehouse under house arrest
popbytes —
... † christy brinkley's ex admitted to spending $3,000 a month on internet porn! yeeeah! ...
Quickies
Celebslam: They're Better Than Us —
... + Jelena Jensen is stacked [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Katherine McPhee’s only redeeming quality are her boobs [Popoholic]
+ No shit lol [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Seal is gay now or something [Pink Is The New Blog]
+ Suri Cruise sold her bottle [CityRag]
+ Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend now 12 months pregnant [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Christie Brinkley’s ex really likes wacking off [Yeeeah!]
+ Celebrities and money go hand in hand [popbytes] ...
Madonna Planned it All from the Beginning
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... So… they’re saying I’ve been a pawn in all this? A minion? A stooge? God, I feel so cheap! And not just because I woke up without pants in the back of a Chevy Cavalier this morning. That was just an ironic coincidence.
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Ali Lohan Meets with Porn Director
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... certain types of hairless rats kill their young immediately after birth. Of course, they kill because of the same genetic anomaly that makes them hairless also makes them unable to lactate. Dina Lohan doesn’t have any excuse.
Ali in Barely Legal Teen Vogue:
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Pete Doherty + Porn = Barf
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... saw in this clammy freak of nature. He reminds me of those creepy marionette dolls that are in like every 80’s horror movie ever made. I’m totally making that up, because I won’t watch horror movies that have dolls or clowns in them, but if they did, they’d look just like him.
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me!
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Christie Brinkley’s Ex Peter Cook Has a Sex Tape
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... Rumors that there was a sex tape starring Christie Brinkley’s ex-husband Peter Cook boning a then 18-year old Diana Bianchi were confirmed yesterday. Peter Cook and a sex tape! Boy, I didn’t see that one coming! Can you guys give me a minute to collect myself? I’m just gonna pace around with a hand over my mouth and shaking my head in disbelief. ...
