Circus Hour - Coming Wednesday, February 20th

Gallery of the Absurd To Become Circus Hour Media
Gallery of the Absurd — ... . She and I had so much fun brainstorming and creating projects together that we decided to merge our two sites into a brand new one, which will be an even bigger and better version of our sites. Starting this Wednesday, February 20th, Gallery of the Absurd and Holy Candy will merge and debut as Circus Hour . Send in the clowns! I'll still be creating illustrations based on celebrity gossip, but I'll also be expanding my scope to include other aspects of mass culture that have for some time now, bewildered and amused me. Expect to see parodies of the fashion and beauty ...

Cha-Cha-Cha-Changes!
Circus Hour | Celebrity, Art, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Satire, The Superifical — Cha-Cha-Cha-Changes! February 19, 2008 | General Musings Dearest Holy Rollers, As a philosopher named Britney Spears once said, “I want to wait to have sex until I’m married” – er, wait… wrong quote. She said, “[I] just wanna go that extra mile for you.” Finally , something on which she and I agree because I, too, wanna go that extra mile for you – which is why I am closing up shop here at Holy Candy and merging with satire artist 14 at Gallery of the Absurd to create a bigger and even BETTER celebrity site called Circus Hour ( www.CircusHour.com ), set to premiere on Weds., February ...

Pieces of Candy: Circus Hour Edition
Circus Hour | Celebrity, Art, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Satire, The Superifical — Pieces of Candy: Circus Hour Edition February 19, 2008 | Pieces of Candy As mentioned earlier , Holy Candy and Gallery of the Absurd are merging into a new celebrity and pop culture satire site called Circus Hour , set to debut tomorrow. See you there! [ Circus Hour ] Madonna’s kids hit the L.A. scene. First stop, Toys ‘R’ Us — next stop, Villa nightclub. [ Celebrity Baby Scoop ] Spencer Pratt declares that Heidi Montag is the new Madonna. And the Oscar goes to… Spencer Pratt for keeping a straight face! [ Celebrity Smack ] Lindsay Lohan shows off her naked breasts in New ...

Paris Hilton Caught in Paparazzi Photo with New Lover
Gallery of the Absurd — ... Circus Hour is now live! We're still in process of redirecting URLs, but in the meantime, please go to CIRCUS HOUR from now on for all my new updates...including the debut of Paris Hilton's official Freak Show Poster later today. I have to HAND it to Paris, she really makes a nice looking circus freak. You have to experience it first HAND to see why.

Two Awesome Blogs Merge Into One!
poponthepop.com — Don’t forget to update your “favorites”/ bookmarked sites! Here’s a note from Holycandy.com. Holycandy and Gallery of the Absurd have joined forces to create circushour.com: Dearest Holy Rollers, This past year and a half with Holy Candy has been amazing; what started as a hobby became my passion and career. Never fear. It’s not like Holy Candy and Gallery of the Absurd are going buh-bye, but rather, they are folding into Circus Hour , which will expand upon our current work and, hopefully, take it to the next level. There will be a ton of other goodies, including more ...

pop nosh: there's a new blog in town!
popbytes — → make sure to drop in on holy candy & gallery of the absurd's new blogging venture! circus town → this mix-up of marilyn monroe & madonna is the funniest story i've heard all day dlisted ...

Hump Day Link Lovin’
Celebrity Smack: Gossip & Entertainment Blog — Kim Kardahian in a tight, tight dress (DSF) Introducing ‘Circus Hour’! (CH) Megan Fox does JACK (BST) Won’t you be my MySpace bitch? (MS) Hayden Panettiere looks like porn slut with clothes on (ND) He looks good underneath all that fat (EBG) Boo-tay (DH) Tori Spelling bump watch (BB) Mary-Kate Olsen still rocking her Frankenstein boots (DS) Will Farrell dresses like he’s a large black man (BSC) JLo in labor, those poor nurses ...

Paris Hilton Searches For Friends
Anorak News — UsWeekly reports that Paris Hilton is to appear in a new TV show: A source says: “The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend. Paris is tired of the haters and she’s looking for someone new. She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust. The new show is going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life.” If you can’t find a new pal and someone you can trust on a reality TV show, where can you find one? Answers ...

My Dinner With... Kathleen Turner
Film Experience Blog — Piper @ Lazy Eye Theater sent me a dinner invitation. Only trouble was it was blank and it required me to actually do the inviting. But before I do, let's consider for a moment the audacity of M. Piper. He sent it to me on January 8th. I know right? Yes, just as the BFCA winners were celebrating and the DGA nominees were being announced... smack dab in the feverish build up to the Oscar nominations it did arrive. January! The nerve. My friends all know not to try to engage me in actual attention-requiring conversations from mid December through late February (yes, I'm ...

Announcements
poponthepop.com — I have some big things I have to take care of, so I’m gonna link you up with my hawt gossip blogger friends today. Sucks, cause there’s quite a few stories I wanna cover. I may even do that later today, the operative word there is ‘may.’ On a sidenote, I have another contest I’ll be running next week! And Pop On The Pop is hiring ! Details to come… I’ll see ya next week. Thanks for your understanding and support. Happy Friday. Funnest Gossip Sites: CH ...

First Photos of JLo & Marc Anthony Twins!!
7Confessions — JLo and Marc Anthony sold their baby twin’s photos to People magazine for 6 million dollars!! Now that’s a deal, but it’s still not enough for JLo since she wants them to stop calling her JLo. ...

Jennifer Lopez Baby Photo
Allie Is Wired — Jennifer Lopez and proud papa Marc “Skeletor” Anthony have sold their baby photos to People magazine. For $6 million Max and Emme will be immortalized in the mag with pictures taken by their celebrity mom and dad. Oh how droll. [Circus Hour]

CAPTION THIS: She Looks Like a Pink Nightmare
Best Week Ever — Thanks to our friends at Circus Hour, we present to you the most disturbing Easter Card we've ever laid eggs on: It's the split lip that really gets our nightmare juices flowing. In other news, Happy Belated Easter!

Renee Zellweger Traumatized By Paparazzo
That Other Blog - The Latest Gossip and Entertainment News — I had to call my friend from a grocery store in Toronto and I remember saying, ‘You know what, I think I’m turning into a paranoid freak because I swear to God people are looking in my shopping basket and deciding that I’m politically incorrect for my non-organic milk.’ As soon as I said it, I felt ridiculous but the next day I read all about my trip to the grocery store, so I was being followed through the grocery store. That’s so weird to me. -Renee Zellweger on her paranoia while grocery shopping [Image: ...

Headline of the Day
Circus Hour | Celebrity, Art, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Satire, The Superifical — About Us Sideshow Candy Categories Links Art Gallery Press Circus Hour Previous Post Headline of the Day Filed under: Headline of the Day rev-stripclub.jpg Which also explains what happened to all the dollar bills missing from the offering plate. Posted by Candy March 31, 2008 Leave a Reply RSS feed for comments on this post Subscribe without commenting Leave a Reply Comment a lot? Register here . Already registered? Login here . Want your own gravatar? Get one here . Notify me of ...

Who Wore It Best: Hood Edition
Circus Hour | Celebrity, Art, Gossip, Entertainment, Pop Culture, Satire, The Superifical — About Us Sideshow Candy Categories Links Art Gallery Press Circus Hour Previous Post Who Wore It Best: Hood Edition Filed under: Fashion , Who Wore It Best petewentz-robber.jpg LEFT: Pete Wentz , who stole the heart of Papa Joe’s little girl, as well as her eyeliner RIGHT: The Spelling Bee Dropout Bandit , who stole money from eight Long Island banks Posted by Candy April 1, 2008 Leave a Reply RSS feed for comments on this post Subscribe without commenting Leave a Reply Comment a lot? Register here ...

A Friendly Reminder
Gallery of the Absurd — Renee_lamplo > Many readers have emailed me asking where my celebrity satire has gone, so I thought I'd post a little reminder. All current and future gossip pop-culture art is posted over at Circus Hour , the new pop-culture satire blog I co-author with Candy Kirby. Find all my newest work in the Circus Hour Art Gallery . Gallery of the Absurd is quietly morphing into a new blog featuring my non-celebrity art and nonsense. ABOVE: The super shiny Renee Zellweger lamp. Available at Ikea . BELOW: From the Circus Hour Beauty Week series, a line of beauty products based on the bizarre (and ...

The Daily Puke!
CelebrityPuke.com — trump.jpg Hilarious and artistic humor!( CircusHour ) Britney Spears can act!( NewsToob ) Victoria Beckham born to shop!( CelebrityDirtyLaundry ) Bill&Teds excellent re-make!( Geno’sWorld ) Jessica Alba!( Farandulista ) Naomi Campbell arrested again!( Seriously OMG WTF ) Gummi Bear lost weight!( Notorious ) Nicole Richie is kinda a designer!( Celebwarship ) Patrick Dempsey is an Avon man!( RightTV ) Madonna’s new video!( CelebritySmack ) Whitney Houston’s response to Bobby Brown!( POTP )

Wanna Buy Some Tom Cruise Pot?
Hollywood Offender — Call the lawyers again--Tom Cruise is unhappy. This time it's about a strain of medical marijuana being marketed as "Tom Cruise Purple" with a picture of Tommy laughing hysterically on the vial, per the NY Daily News. Personally, if THAT'S ...

All Work and No Play Makes Spicy a Dull Grrl
Celebrity Smack: Gossip & Entertainment Blog — ... to enjoy until I return! xoxo Drunken Stepfather Bastardly Use My Computer Yeeeah! Agent Bedhead Websters is my Bitch Pop on the Pop Circus Hour Derek Hail ...

Daily Offenders
Hollywood Offender — Dr_phil Dr. Phil Swoops In Again - Circus Hour Did Gerard Butler Call Cameron Diaz A Dog?!? - Agent Bedhead Elizabeth Taylor Tried To End It All - A Socialite's Life Donald Trump Just Can't Stop Ragging On Rosie - Celebrity Smack Jessica Alba Is Superstitious - I'm Not Obsessed Heather Mills NOT Booed At Miss USA Pageant - Celebitchy Hayden Panettiere Finds Celebrity Intrusive - Mollygood Madonna's Husband Prefers Cookies To Sex With Her - Dlisted

Sausage Links
Celebrity Smack: Gossip & Entertainment Blog — ... Hollywood Backwash - Tastes better than… Distortrait - Celebs in a different light Ninja Dude - Super sexy gossip blog Im Bringing Blogging Back - For those who love The Hills and such.. Gabby Babble - Grab bag of gossip Allie is Wired - Check out my Allie girl Websters is my Bitch - Because everyone needs a bitch Pretty on the Outside - Artsy fartsy celebrity love Circus Hour - Because Hollywood is a total circus Gone Hollywood - Essential ...

Say Goodbye to Circus Hour
Gallery of the Absurd — ... Remember when I announced that all my newest celebrity gossip-inspired illustrations would appear on a new blog called Circus Hour? Well, scratch that. Effective today, Im coming home to Gallery of the Absurd and all my new work will be posted here. I always enjoy indulging myself in various new experiences, but I found that I wasn't enjoying my other blog as much as I had anticipated. When I create art, I have to do so from my heart and can't be bothered with worrying about traffic statistics, comments, advertisers, whether my posts are linked on other sites, and all ...

Gallery of the Absurd's New Line of T-Shirts
Gallery of the Absurd — ... Many of you asked what would happen to Bunky the Drunken Monkey after the demise of my failed blog Circus Hour . Now I have an answer for you. Bunky has been an evolving character of mine for over 5 years and has refined his appearance since his first incarnation as a womanizing personal injury attorney with a drinking & gambling problem. One of my side projects in addition to creating work for Gallery of the Absurd has been creating original characters and placing them in the context of Japanese-inspired ...

The Cellar Door — skip to main | skip to sidebar The Cellar Door Sunday, July 13, 2008 [image] Is it weird that I find John Slattery ( Mad Men, Desperate Housewives ) extremely attractive? Surely I'm not the only one... Posted by DL at 6:55 PM Labels: john slattery , sexy 0 comments: Post a Comment Older Post Home Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) About Me My Photo DL I'm me. View my complete profile [image] Blog Archive ▼ 2008 ( 91 ) ▼ July ( 3 ) Is it weird that I find John ...

Suvivor Marcus Penis Pictures, Marcus' Penis Slips Out During Race
Gossip For Everyone — skip to main | skip to sidebar poponthepop.blogspot.com Exclusive celebrity gossip! Void without sense of humor. [image] Tuesday, September 30, 2008 Suvivor Marcus Penis Pictures, Marcus' Penis Slips Out During Race Why didn't CBS censor out Marcus' penis as it flaps around in the wind, loose and rebellious? Thank god they didn't! What do you think? [image] more on 9/30/2008 [image] Newer Post Older Post Home [image] [image] [image] [image] [image] Contact email me : Info: ...