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Dlisted - Be Very Afraid —
Ginger Caca Spice's new hair color brings out the wonk in her eye - Holy Moly! Duffy is on the verge of losing her fucking mind - Celebitchy Julia Stiles dresses in the dark - ICYDK Starbucks owns Chupa Zoe's new reality show - Pretty On The Outside Dylan is back on " 90210 " tonight... sort of - SOW Clay Gayken got paid $500k to tell us something we already knew - I'm Not Obsessed David Beckham's brains don't work too good - Mollygood Hot. Tranny. Mess. - A Socialite's Life
Sell Out
Crabbie's Hollywood —
... Clay Aiken reportedly received $500,000 to admit his gayness to People magazine. A Crabbie exclusive: Someone also offered Rosie O'Donnell a jelly doughnut to admit she's a fat loud-mouth. Another magazine gave Sarah Palin a foot massage in exchange for her admission that she doesn't know jack shit and the whole vice president thing is a gigantic put-on. ...
Lowest Common Denominators
Mollygood —
... • OK! magazine was not interested in Clay Aiken's coming out story, claiming it wasn't a big deal. Yeah, why feature a talked-about story when you can have a cover like the one above? Good move, OK! [INO] ...


