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Clown : (Noun) A comic entertainer, esp. one in a circus, wearing a traditional costume and exaggerated makeup. Mommmmmy! This clown you rented sucks . All she does is go on and on about how she used to be in Oscar winning movies and ask us if we wanna see her tattoo. And she's not even wearing any makeup or anything . Why couldn't we have just gone to Chuck E. Cheese like Skylar Johnson ...
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