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yeeeah.com - 9/12/2008
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Remember how ancient Chinese philosopher Confucius once said , “Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it?” Well, he was totally fucking lying . The only way Amy Winehouse could be any more disgusting is if she were sculpted from maggots and leprous boil puss. In Camden ...

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Litely Salted:  Snaps: Gee Willikers!

Ayyyy!:  Sauvignon Blanc and a Smoked Salmon Salad Links

Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip:  Amy Winehouse Finally Got the Memo

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Snaps: Gee Willikers!
Litely Salted — Amy Winehouse is as pretty as a picture. A picture of kittens that somebody turned inside out and set on fire. (Yeeeah!) ...

Sauvignon Blanc and a Smoked Salmon Salad Links
Ayyyy! — ... Barbara Walters promises to care for her slaves (DListed) Tyler Perry, decoded (Defamer) Dolly Parton to the rescue! (WOWReport) Rebecca Romijn takes the baby bump for a walk (GabbyBabble) Americans can now get into Kate Moss’s pants (PopSugar) Kiefer kant keep sekrets (PinkIsTheNewBlog) Larry Birkhead is not proud (TMZ) Most generous celebrities (HollywoodBackwash) Surprisingly, Amy Winehouse does not appear to be ...

Amy Winehouse Finally Got the Memo
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip — ... birth certificate because DAY-UM. She looks like one of the residents at a nursing home, you know, the one who dyes her hair black and wears so much makeup you’d need a chisel and steel wool to exfoliate, who chain smokes and sings show tunes and smells like pee. Welcome to reality, Amy. It’s a snaggle-toothed bitch, ain’t it? Related Stories Amy Winehouse Has Brain Damage Amy Winehouse Hospitalized Again Dead Man Walkin’ Amy Winehouse Trashes Hotel ...

Blake Fielder-Civil Has a Big Wiener
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip — ... Ah, it all makes sense now! Blake’s penis must be made entirely of bricked heroin. Gives a whole new meaning to the term “mount the horse,” doesn’t it? And they say romance is dead! Related Stories Amy Winehouse Rehabs to Be Near Blake Amy Winehouse Shows Her Tits at Jail Amy Winehouse Finally Got the Memo McConaugh-Hey, is that your junk? Dead Man Walkin’

Amy Winehouse Vomits on Designer Duds
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip — ... Garbage Pail Kid. Remember those? They were trading cards that had the “grody” version of the Cabbage Patch Kids. There was Nasty Nick, Ray Decay, Adam Bomb, and oh yeah, Up Chuck. It’s like it was meant to be! Related Stories Amy Winehouse Finally Got the Memo Brooke Hogan Says her Breasts Are Real Pamela Anderson’s Still Got It Blake Fielder-Civil Has a Big Wiener Dead Man Walkin’

Amy Winehouse’s Nose is Falling Off
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip — ... collapsed cartilage where her nose used to be. Picture a hollowed-out ballsack dangling right in the middle of her big ugly mug. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go change my panties now. A girl can only take so much sexiness in one post, you know! Related Stories Amy Winehouse Attacks Amy Winehouse Vomits on Designer Duds Blake Fielder-Civil Has a Big Wiener Amy Winehouse Finally Got the Memo Dead Man Walkin’

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