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Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip found this 5/7/2008 on www.webstersismybitch.com [flag]
Dickface (Noun) Belfast insult, cleverly combines the two words dick and face to insinuate that someone has a penis on their face. Guess who the Dickface is? That's Devendra Banhart folks, who you may recall is the man that Natalie Portman is currently dating . There's a goddamn winner for you, huh? I guess if I were dating Natalie Portman, I'd want a large penis to obscure my face, too. ... [link]

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Quickies: Cock Eyed
Published 5/7/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... Elisha Cuthbert almost loses her top on the beach. (UseMyComputer) Amy Winehouse is in jail! (The Rad Report) Mariah’s super secret wedding pictures in People magazine. (Dlisted) Angelina Jolie is having twin girls. Who needs the Olsen twins now? (IDLYITW) Natalie Portman’s new boyfriend is a real dickface. (Websters) Mischa Barton feels violated by the paparazzi. And also by ...

Pajiba Love 05/07/08
Published 5/7/2008 at Pajiba
Pajiba Love As someone who is not so much of a geek, I had no idea the geek references on "South Park" were so intricately layered. And here are the top ten. (Comedy Central Insider) Devendra Banhart, indie musician and boyfriend of Natalie Portman, is a real dickface. (WIMB) "Today" takes out a stupidity assault on Crest Pro Health mouthwash. (Deus Ex Malcontent) Is it totally sick and unreasonable of me to wonder how this guy trained a cow to suck dick in the first place? Yeeesh. (QuizLaw) Ellen ...

Quickies Redux
Published 5/7/2008 by Nick at Celebslam.com
Geri Halliwell walking her dog in London (5/7) + Wholesome Miley Cyrus hangs with trannies [Drunken Stepfather] + Rihanna: Still Hot, Still Knows It [Egotastic!] + Matt Damon looks like a creepy molester [Just Jared] + Christina got crunk again [Lossip] + Natalie Portman’s boyfriend is a total dickface [Webster’s Is My Bitch] + Star Jones and Barbara Walters totally brawling right now [ICYDK] + Alicia ...

Hot Links!
Published 5/8/2008 by SeriouslyOMGWTF at Seriously? OMG! WTF?
... The 15 best celeb engagement rings  - Vh1 Blog Whose boyfriend is a dickface? - WIMB Who had cellulite removal? - F-Listed An Elisha Cuthbert nip slip - The Blemish ...

Sausage Links
Published 5/8/2008 by Spicy Pants at Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog
Bai Ling is a crazy bitch on a trike (BST) Molly SIms gets the bull (UMC) Snoop Dogg sings in German [video] (ABH) Retro Angelina Jolie music video (TB) Dickface (WB) Kimora Lee Simmons is colorful (UMC) Juliette Lewis’ vagina has something to say (CK) RMM’s new video (PB) Matt Damon has a mustache (BS) Nicole Richie and family photoshoot (HB) Pamela Anderson sold her used panties at a garage ...

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