Dimitri Identified?

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Is Elegant Olga's douchetastic voicemail stalker the infamous " Dimitri the Lover " from Toronto? After I posted Dimitri's douche-rant to Elegant Olga, a bunch of you sent me links to articles and websites about Dimitri the Lover. Dimitri the Lover was in local papers in Toronto a while ago after he was stripped of his medical license for sexually assaulting patients. Yes, he used to be a ... [link]

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Last Links of the Week
Published 6/27/2008 by raincoaster at Ayyyy!
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Jodie Marsh Is A Fashion Icon
Published 7/20/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
... ! I know, I should be fucked with a lucite heel for saying that. Jodie and Shauna should settle this in a Miss Elegant pageant. It can be held in a Hazmat tent and Dimitri the Lover will judge. Here's more of Jodie out in London last night. The people around her are so lucky. I'm surprised they aren't going into violent seizures from being close to her intense glamour. I swear, I'd totally go lesbo for her. Eating her coochie would be like biting ...

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