I know Mariah Carey is loaded and whatnot, but no amount of money could make me date (let alone marry) a woman who has the mentality of a 6-year-old. Hell, when I was 6 I wasn’t playing with Hello Kitty, I was playing with myself! What can I say, I was horny from a very early age. Also, Rush & Malloy reports the newlywed couple are already planning to have a baby. But get ...