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Paris Hilton Has Too Many Dogs
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Proving once again her life is an epic fail, Paris Hilton was investigated by The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services earlier this week after she appeared on Ellen claiming she had 17 dogs. According to state regulations, non-breeders are only allowed to have 3 dogs per household. And according to a medical chart, the only thing Paris breeds is herpes. The Daily Mail says: I have 17 dogs, yes - lots," she told the open-mouthed chat show host. "They all sleep in my bed - well, not all of them, but I let some of them." Paris said she owned so many dogs because they kept ...
Paris Hilton has 14 dogs too many!
Seriously? OMG! WTF? —
Paris Hilton is in trouble with Los Angeles Department of Animal Services because she told tell Ellen Degeneres that she has 17 dogs according to the Daily Mail. California law says that only breeders can have more than 3 dogs per address, so that makes her 14 dogs over the amount.
The Animal Services Department said an animal rescue group ...
Feral
Litely Salted —
Feral: Adjective. (Esp. of an animal) in a wild state, esp. after escape from captivity or domestication. Paris Hilton is under investigation by the
The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services after admitting to Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show that she owned 17 dogs. Oh Christ, here we go again. Can you imagine how much that fucking woman is going to cry if animal services takes away all 17 of Paris' dogs? I don't really see what the problem is here, because those alleged "dogs" pictured above are really only like 1/17th of a dog anyway. Okay, okay -- I know Paris Hilton is an irresponsible, neglectful asshole. But seriously, how ...
Paris Hilton's A Trampy, Spoiled Version Of The Crazy Cat Lady Except It's Dogs And There's Probably More Oral Sex And Cocaine Going On
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... So Paris Hilton told Ellen DeGeneres that she owns 17 dogs. Seventeen. I hope her cleaning staff is top-notch otherwise that place is going to smell like the seventh ring of canine hell. Anyway, there's some law in Los Angeles that says you can't own more than three at one time. So The LA Dept. of Animal Services arrived earlier this week to her house to investigate her ass. You know there were dogs in pink sweaters yipping "please help us, she tests her makeup on us" at them. In actuality, when they showed up they discovered all of the animals were with ...
