"Don't Break Your Hymen. Your Achy Breaky Hymen. I Just Don't Think America Would Understand."

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When you inched toward puberty, your parents most likely sat you down and gave you an uncomfortable "when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, penis goes in vagina, don't get pregnant" speech. Not so for squirrelly tween Miley Cyrus , who got the "if you have sex, you will DESTROY ... (link)

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Published 10/24/2008 by cityrag at cityrag
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