Douchebags: Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page Is The Worst Person In The World

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Stick a fork in you!
Published 10/11/2007 at Hollywood Elsewhere
Comments He forgot the elephant in the womb, mouth breeder. Posted by: T. Holly at October 11, 2007 11:11 AM Here's the male version: Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page Is The Worst Person In The World http://gawker.com/news/douchebags/nightmare-online-dater-john-fitzgerald-page-is-the-worst-person-in-the-world-309684.php Posted by: GeorgePrager at October 11, 2007 11:22 AM Both perfect reasons why online dating is a real horrorshow... Posted by: christian at October 11, 2007 11:36 AM Thanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. ( ...

DULY NOTED - Worst Person in World Defends Rep
Published 10/12/2007 at Radar: Fresh Intelligence Blog
... DULY NOTED Worst Person in World Defends Rep John Fitzgerald Page , Penn grad, online dater-hater, and the man just dubbed " WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD " by Gawker ...

Gawker vilifies Atlanta man for sleazy e-mails
Published 10/14/2007 at Gossip - NY Daily News
An Atlanta man has become a reviled figure on a New York Web site after copies of his crass e-mails on dating were made public. John Fitzgerald Page says he has been threatened with bodily harm and told to kill and neuter himself after snarky media blog Gawker.com posted his private e-mail to a woman on Match.com and branded him a "nightmare online dater." "Everything I have ever worked for in my life has been sullied in one day," Page wrote on his personal Web site after receiving a barrage of e-mails, phone calls and blog posts. "Inside, I am a good person. I am generous with my friends. I am friendly, outgoing and funny. I take people on face value." The online dating saga began when a woman contacted Page on Match.com but, after he e-mailed her back, she rejected him saying they were not a personality match. His response? To reply with a scorning e ...

Straight From The Horse's Mouth
Published 10/17/2007 by spencer at goldenfiddle -
... Smyrna is located near the northern intersection of I-285 and I-75, which is the site of Cumberland, a large business district including the Cobb Galleria, Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre and Cumberland Mall. It is also near Vinings, Marietta, and Mableton, Sandy Springs and affluent districts of Atlanta known as Buckhead, Northside, and West Paces Ferry. It was also the site of the corporate offices of the now-defunct World Championship Wrestling. Home Depot and the Weather Channel also have headquarters close to the edge of Smyrna. Smyrna is also a short trip to major Atlanta attractions such as Six Flags Over Georgia, Six Flags Whitewater, the Georgia Aquarium, and Nightmare Online Dater John Page Fitzgerald -view the commercial. ( ...

Can Gawker Get Its Groove Back?
Published 1/15/2008 by jbercovici at Portfolio.com: Mixed Media
... It wasn't possible; the posts that produce Gawker's huge traffic spikes are seldom, if ever, the kind of media-insider gossip that so many of us started going there for in the first place. But because the page view bonanza of, say, a John Fitzgerald Page is so huge, the focus was allowed to wander from media gossip. Gawker became like that fishing boat in The Perfect Storm that strays farther and farther from its home port chasing schools of swordfish, until eventually it ends up stranded at sea. ...

The internets 10 most hated people.
Published 4/20/2008 at OH NO!!
... The transition of Page from cretinous but anonymous asshat to Worst Person in the World" is a case study in the perils of Internet dating, particularly if you are a self-absorbed blowhard with little sense of humor and less tact. The oafish Page, a balding Penn graduate from Atlanta, responded to a girl who "winked" at him on match.com by asking inquiring about her fitness regimen and asking for full-body pictures. When she reasonably decided that he was totally creepy and declined, he let her have it: ...