Drillbit Taylor

Tasty Waves and a Just Faking It Bud
Agent Bedhead — ... Astley breaks his “Rickrolling” silence. (1SB) Dr. Drew : Much hotter than Dr. Phil. (CS) Ethan Hawke is a bitter, bitter man. (Celebitchy) Meet Cottonelle : The Comfort Dog. (Ayyyy!) Tori Spelling : Sex Ed teacher? (IBBB) Heather Mills : Not even $48.6 million will make her shut the fuck up. (GB) Conan O’Brien helps Martha Stewart get crazy with the Cheez Whiz. (PB) Paris Hilton’s money shot South-African photo op. (POTP) Drillbit Taylor : The usual Judd Apatow flavour with a dash of Owen Wilson. (Pajiba) 10 Worst ...

“Heidi Montag is a feminist hero” Links
Cele|bitchy — - Heid Montag declared a “feminist hero” by the NY Times. This would mean that the NY times has actually reviewed this faux reality show. [DListed] - Da Brat and Mariah Carey leaving a club together [Bossip] - Drillbit Taylor: predictable but fun [Pajiba] - Heath Ledger was supposedly only worth $145k when he died [Celebslam] - Amy Winehouse trying urine ointment to treat facial eruptions [yeeeah] - Courtney Love Relocating To England [I’m ...

Quickies: Sad Sack
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip — ... The sexiest men in Hollywood in wet swim trunks. (Moviefone) What to do when your drunken hook-up wets the bed? Yo, Spencer! (MollyGood) This confirms it: Owen Wilson should have killed himself the first time. (Pajiba) Jessica Simpson just can’t get any more pathetic. (Bastardly) Heidi Montag’s newest song is just as “Beautiful” as hemorrhoid surgery. (Celebitchy) Tallulah ...

Monday Morning Box-Office Round-Up
Litely Salted — ... we named it after the number of inches in Kate Bosworth's forehead." Other notables: David Schwimmer's directorial debut, Run Fat Boy Run failed to cross the finish line (groan), landing outside the top ten with only $2.3 million, while Ryan Phillipe's war movie, Stop-Loss eeked out a paltry $4.5 million, good for eighth place (our review will be up later this afternoon). Shutter actually finished sixth, behind Drillbit Taylor, but I'm tired of making fun of Apatow. Deal. (Pajiba's ...