CNW Junk Drawer Celebrity Arrest Round-up
CelebNewsWire —
... That handsome Doug Wilson from Trading Spaces got popped for DUI too. Luckily he made his cell look 3 times as big thanks to some clever mirror placements and a few throw pillows to add a pop of color. (Yeeeah!) ...
Allie’s Wired HOT Links - #118
Allie Is Wired! —
... Is Avoiding Jessica Simpson - Celebitchy
Kevin Bacon Loses $50 Million In Ponzi Scheme - Hollyscoop
Kelly Brook In A Bikini - Hollywood Tuna
William Balfour Indicted For Hudson Murders - Gabby Babble
Owen Wilson Hates Being Compared To Ellen DeGeneres - Candy Kirby
Doug Wilson Got Busted for DUI - Yeeeah
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Host MTV ...
Quickies
Celebslam: They're Better Than Us —
... Brook Bikini Pictures Are Actually Hot [Egotastic!]
+ Don't call Scarlett Johansson sexy [Popoholic]
+ I didn't even know these two were dating again [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Jessica Biel topless? Sure! [College Humor]
+ Kathy Griffin makes a dick joke live on CNN [Dlisted]
+ Paris Hilton defends her right to shop [A Socialite's Life]
+ Cutest babies of 2008 [Lossip]
+ Everyone is getting arrested [Yeeeah!]
+ Lil' Beyonce is annoying [CityRag]
+ Katie Holmes is falling apart ...
LiLo And SamRo Are Still Fighting
Fatback Media —
... bikini pics to get your mind off that boy/troll Lohan is dating.
Source
Links that are single and happy
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Chloe Sevigny is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Pink comes crawling back to the only guy who would ever fuck her- Allie Is Wired
Another d-lister goes to the clink- yeeeah
Kelly Clarkson has a new cd out- notorious ...
American Idol’s Emily Wynne-Hughes is a Drunk
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... be better off lopping ‘em off and burning them in a turpentine fire.
BONUS: Video of Ryan Seacrest trying to high five the blind guy (Scott McIntyre):
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Charles ...
Kelly Osbourne Arrested for Assault
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... they mean when they say “you can’t judge a book by its cover,” no matter how fat its cover might happen to be.
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Rihanna Cooperating With Police in Case Against Chris Brown
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... in any way with the events in question.
Rihanna at Saturday’s Grammy Salute to Industry Icons, before the incident:
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Charles ...
Mel Gibson’s 2006 DUI Expunged from the Record
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... requested the motion to dismiss on September 21 after Mel successfully completed the terms of his three-year probation.
Boy, if Lady Justice were a real person, that blindfold would have been yanked down into gag restraint and she’d be in the fetal position still bleeding from the anus. I’ve already lived through my wedding night once, thank you very much. No sense in subjecting the legal system to it, too.
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