webstersismybitch.com - 8/29/2008
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Failure : (Noun) A complete lack of success. The reviews of Jessica Simpson's country performances are starting to roll in, and as expected, they're extraordinary. As in: that Jessica Simpson is an extraordinary nut sack, all right. Here are some choice snippets from an Ontario, Canada show: ...
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... Spelling of lying. [GB]
The FBI is investigating new evidence in the Zodiac Killer case. [HMG]
Blake Lively looked lovely at Letterman. [BST]
Gillian Anderson’s co-star claimed she isn’t very nice. [TB]
Hayden Panettiere plus dog plus pool. [RR]
Jessica Simpson still sucks live. [WIMB]
David Beckham is afraid he’s going bald. [ABH] ...
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