FAT CAT

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Latest Media Darling: 44-Pound Cat
Published 7/30/2008 by Jen Chung at Gothamist
... it to an obese NJ feline to give the NY Post a chance to have a "Pussy galore!" half cover. Camden County shelter officials in NJ say the cat, who they named "Princess Chunk," was found wandering around without a collar. A volunteer told the Courier-Post, "How do you lose a 44-pound cat?!" Princess Chunk, described as being "built like a quarterback," was weighed on the dog scale because she was too big for the cat scale--the shame! Still, she was visited by various news and will be put up for adoption if her owners do not show up. Any prospective ...

Princess Chunk Speaks: Diary of a Fat Cat
Published 7/30/2008 by Michelle Collins at Best Week Ever
... On top of a huge cake. You got any of that? Of course you don't. Because you are useless. I could use some help over here, you little sh*t. Man, would you look at that sunset? That thing is beautiful. You know what it really puts me in the mood for? Taking a quick dip in a pool... of icing. Anyone see my insulin needles? I am so full of diabetes. FAT CAT: NO WEIGH! PORKY IS 44 LBS. via The NY Post

Meet Princess Chunk
Published 7/30/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
... ID tag. The 44-pound pussy was taken to the Camden County Animal Shelter where she was named Princess Chunk by the volunteers. They originally named her Captain Chunk because they thought she was a dude. Rude! She's more like a queen. Queen Mega Puss! One of the volunteers, Deborah Wright (the ho in the pink), thinks Princess Chunk's owner might have lost her. The owner has until next week to claim her or she goes up for adoption. That fat pussy probably ate her owner! Deborah told The Post that she's going to put Princess Chunk on a diet and exercise her a bit, " I'm about ...

Episode 4096 (07/30/2008)
Published 7/31/2008 by Ms Interpreted at No Fact Zone
... Now instead, the Post dedicated their cover to this breaking news: “Pussy galore!” It’s the breaking story of a forty-four pound cat from New Jersey. That is one tubby tabby. ...

GOSSIP GUERILLAS ROUND UP
Published 8/1/2008 by Mary Beth at INF Daily - Gossip Guerillas On Patrol
... Princess Chunk!  The white kitty in the cage, who made an appearance on Regis and Kelly, is setting records by clocking at 44 f'n lbs!!! The cat was discovered wandering by herself in New Jersey and was turned over to animal shelter (how do you loose a cat that large?).  The workers at the shelter are currently looking for someone to give Princess Chunk a good home, any takers?  To see more of her full figure check her out here! ...