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Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle
Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle
Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog.
Clinically Depressed Poodle Attacks Former French President!! Is It Okay To Laugh?
Clinically Depressed Poodle Attacks Former French President!! Is It Okay To Laugh?
dlisted.com — Seen here is former French President Chirac with his pet Maltese Poodle Sumo . Sumo may seem... like your regular poodle: barks at anything that moves, loves rhinestone collars against its fur, sticks its nose up at mutts... etc...etc.. Well, Sumo isn't ... Clinically Depressed Poodle Attacks Former French ...
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News Fix: The Good the Bad, and The Ugly for January 22, 2009
CBC Radio 3 — ... Former French President Chirac hospitalized after being mauled by his "clinically depressed" poodle. Daily Mail ...

Scare Stories: Chirac’s Clinically Depressed Poodle
Anorak News — ... “Former French President Chirac Hospitalised After Mauling by His Clinically Depressed Poodle” - Daily Mail ...

Jacques Chirac Attacked by His Own Depressed Pet Pooch [Puppies]
Gawker — ... was, as the gleeful British press puts it, "mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog." He — and French stereotypes — are expected to make a full recovery. ...

French People Are Faggots
Celebrity Gossip - Yeeeah! — Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital yesterday after “being mauled by his own clinically depressed pet dog.” No, not this thing. That’s a Bull Mastiff. This. The eight pound hamster with the bow on its head. The Daily Mail The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog - which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants. The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making ...

Et tu, Fifi? [Man's Best Friend]
Gawker — ... was, as the gleeful British press puts it , "mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog." He and French stereotypes are expected to make a full recovery. ...

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