Lowest Common Denominators
Mollygood —
• It's funny cause it's true. [Yeeeah]
• Lauren Conrad is going to be an author, because if there's anyone qualified to write a young adult novel, it's her. [PS]
• Janet Jackson's tour wardrobe. Umm, no. [ICYDK]
• Nobody needs to see up Jessica Simpson's skirt. [HT]
• Ellen DeGeneres uninvited over 100 people to her wedding. Ouch. ...
CNW Junk Drawer: Heroes Hottie Hayden Hoists Hoots
CelebNewsWire —
... Cook ("'memba her?" - TMZ) still looks adorable, especially in her bikini. (Fatback)
Garbage girl Shirley Manson is a urinal. You heard us. (Cityrag)
Naomi Campbell plans to have babies. Great. Ever notice how a rattle is the exact length and weight of a Blackberry? (Derek Hail)
Everybody wants Tina Fey or Megan Mullally to do a Sarah Palin impression. But Gina Gershon's got it covered, bikini and all. (Yeeeah!)
Josh Hartnett is the only man alive who plans on suing ...
Grumpy Links
The Grumpiest —
Jennifer Ellison’s Ass Is “Rear Of The Year” - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Carla Gugino & Rack Do Some “Righteous Kill” Marketing - BASTARDLY
Tara Reid Is NOT Engaged - IMNOTOBSESSED
Aria Giovanni is busty as hell! - HORNYOYSTER
Gina Gershon as Sarah Palin - YEEEAH
Brazilian Booty Dancing - DOUBLEVIKING
Megan Fox Sizzles In Maxim - POPOHOLIC
Ninja Cat Video - FLABBER
Karolina Kurkova Topless for Spanish DT Magazine - F-LISTED ...
Grumpy Links
The Grumpiest —
Jessica Alba, Smile! Your Breasts Are Growing - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Brooke Hogan Bikini Pics! New Regrettable Tat! - BASTARDLY
Alicia Keys Dating A Married Man? - IMNOTOBSESSED
Michelle Marsh is a topless flight attendant - HORNYOYSTER
Gina Gershon as Sarah Palin - YEEEAH
One of the stupidest chicks around - DOUBLEVIKING
Mila Kunis LOVES the short skirts - POPOHOLIC
Ninja Cat Video - FLABBER
Laetitia Casta Nude For Elle Magazine France - F-LISTED ...
Sarah Palin to Appear on SNL?
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... If Sarah Palin wants to get a laugh, she should show up in that Stars ‘n Stripes bikini with a rifle over her shoulder and a baby and a polar belt pelt tucked under each arm. And she should only speak in the thickest Fargo accent ever and wink like she’s a meth addict with Tourette’s and blather on about the End of Days and gays going to hell and such and such. So pretty much what she already does word-for-word, but in the swimsuit with the props. In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, “It’s funny because it’s true!” The ...
John McCain Finally Makes an Appearance on Letterman
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... of course was great for John McCains’s hips and lower back. Ha ha! Get it? You know, because he’s old, and… ugh. Look, I tried. Let’s be honest here. The only thing you’ll find on the internet more boring than this interview will under the heading “accounts payable/accounts receivable” and “Key Management Ratios: From Cash Flow to ROI and ROTA.” Knock yourselves out.
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The Real Sarah Palin on October 18’s Saturday Night Live
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... but no dice. I guess that might have been a little too “politically charged” for the McCain ticket. Leave it to the Republicans to just want to play it safe!
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Sarah Palin Gets Pranked; John McCain on SNL
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... the humor and hijinks for the rest of us. There’s got to be a market for “running away” and “plunging small southeast Asian countries into civil war and Communism” somewhere out there!
Listen to the prank call here.
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Get Denise Richard’s Funbags
Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip —
... almost 300,000 times, is causing unwanted calls to Bharat Raja Chatani’s Luggage Gallery Store in Miami, who is getting tired of getting asked about “funbags”. Ha!
By the way, is that Frodo’s little sister at the 1:05 mark?
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