Breaking 'The Bachelor' Code: This Season's Winner Revealed! Possibly! [Spoilers]
Gawker: defamer —
... Ironically enough, it's another piece of fingerware that ultimately gives her away. While Videogum is suspicious—"making all of the women pose while Jason pretends to propose to them is EXACTLY the type of thing they would do on this show"—we're inclined to think this intrepid Canuck has indeed cracked the Bachelor code. (Seriously, though—a gold pinkie ring? Does she ask the other bachelorettes to kiss it before bashing in the traitor's skull with a baseball bat?) ...
Morning Wood
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid —
SPOILER ALERT! A Canadian sleuth might have figured out the winner of The Bachelor - Videogum
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Tina Fey got a little sugar from The Hamm - Socialite Life
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U2's "Get Your Boots On" Preview
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Joaquin Phoenix Is A Rapper Now?
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Flea Joins Reunited Faces
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The Finale Of The Bachelor Will Be "Freakish"
Videogum —
... little boy, like making him choose his new mommy or something. I've been semi-boycotting this season because every show is two hours and I can't justify that when I haven't even seen The Wrestler yet, but after these producer promises I'm going to have to tune in, if only to see what this Network shit is all about. Also, I've never "hyperventilated" because of a reality show, and life is about new experiences. One thing is (semi, maybe, possibly) "certain": Melissa wins. ...
Stream U2's No Line On The Horizon
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It Looks Like Faith No More Is Reuniting
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Jason Brings His Son to New Zealand
Television Without Pity - All Blogs —
... doesn't bring that up.) From the way he's talking, you can tell she knows where this is heading (like Molly did). He tells her that he's in love with her, and she hops up and down and hugs him, and then he gets down on one knee and says he loves her and asks her to marry him. There's a weird, obviously shot at a different point clip of him opening the ring box. She asks him for a second so she can turn around and scream, and then she crouches down. Maybe the ring should go next to the telltale pinky ring, hey? And then after she accepts the ring, he offers her ...





