Gwyneth Paltrow: Apple Makes Moses Cross-Dress!

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Gwyneth Paltrow: Apple Makes Moses Cross-Dress!
Published 7/9/2008 at OH NO!!
... it's not all maternal duty for the star. After a day of dress-up (and the inevitable cleanup), Paltrow makes sure to decompress. "Oftentimes when I put my kids to bed I’ll take a bubble bath and have a glass of wine," she said, adding that she also likes to play chef. "I don't make complicated Japanese food or anything like that," said the star, who recently admitted to having lots of lovely vices. "But I cook all the time, so I’m always trying new stuff." people

Gwyneth on Apple and Moses's playtime
Published 7/9/2008 by Kate at Celebrity Baby Blog
... As a big sister, Apple Martin is the boss of little brother Moses -- especially when it comes to games like dress-up. Mom Gwyneth Paltrow, 35, tells People.com, "She makes [Moses] cross-dress, but she doesn't put makeup on him!" ...

Ayyyy! Pop quiz
Published 7/10/2008 by Spirit Fingers at Ayyyy!
... Match the pictures above to these descriptions of Gwyneth Paltrow’s sentiments:  (a) tight-lipped disapproval of collagen use and big fancy Indian weddings (b) smug in the knowledge that straight blonde locks reminiscent of spun gold are far superior to curly brunette hair (c) mild disgust at having to jostle for shoulder space with someone who hasn’t won an Oscar (d) condescension towards mothers whose children aren’t that interested in fashion And when you’ve finished with that, see if you can figure out from ...

Gwyneth Paltrow's Kids In Rehearsals For Cross-Dressing Toddler Tour [Baby's First Word: Fabulous]
Published 7/10/2008 by Molly Friedman at Defamer
... , but being the devoted maternal icon Gwyneth is, we hope she puts a stop to this cross-dressing business at footwear considering the kid can barely walk yet. And Paltrow makes sure to backpedal on the overshare with People by adding that "[Apple] doesn't put makeup on him!" Phew! As long as gollops of Merlot-shaded lipstick and inch-long eyelash extensions aren't included in Apple's bag of cross-dressing tricks, we can all breathe a sigh of relief that Moses won't follow in the footsteps of Brad Pitt penis-envying Chris Martin, who wound up so bicurious he became ...