Daily Link Dump
CelebWarship —
... Barrymore and Kirsten Dunst fight over the Mac Dude. [HMG]
Meg Ryan claimed Dennis Quiad cheated on her “a lot.” [GB]
Blake Fielder-Civil wants to stay in jail. [DL]
Jessica Alba hits the beach in a bikini. [CFW]
Gwyneth Paltrow launched a weird “lifestyle” website. [CB]
London’s Fashion Week gets trashy. [CK]
David ...
Hard Cider and Apple Crumble Links
Ayyyy! —
... Gwyneth Paltrow has forgotten more than you’ll ever know about web design, mortals! (CeleBitchy) ...
Morning Wood
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid —
Desperate for more airbrushing - Best Week Ever Alien Princess RiRi is bad - A Socialite's Life The dude who hacked Sarah Palin's e-mail account is kind of hot - Mollygood Fishsticks Paltrow continues to annoying with her verbal GOOP - Celebitchy Clooney and Pitt are over - SOW Jodie Marsh got herself a Michael Jackson tattoo. WTF - Holy Moly! Saint Angie Jo's ex-husband is going to be a dad - ICYDK George Clooney is forever done with E.R . - I'm Not Obsessed
Demon Seed, Somewhat Damaged: Throw This Away
Agent Bedhead —
... Sometimes, the world really does write its own satire, and here’s a new classic for our “male whores” category. Josh Freese, the most recent ex-drummer of Nine Inch Nails, has just launched a relatively content-free website that also, paradoxically, manages to also be one of the most annoying websites in all of them-thar internets. Essentially, Freese’s website runs with the same spirit as Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP but is markedly less “pretty” and even more likely to turn the viewer into a lemming. Seriously, I don’t have epilepsy, but this website almost gave me ...
Madonna’s trainer says she’s already going back to the gym after fall
Top Celebrity Headlines —
... ] Can you believe the nerve of those 70,000 people who pay hundreds of dollars to see Madonna perform? They’re sucking the life out of her! What needy, selfish bastards. Here’s the part where I say the requisite “I’m glad Madonna is okay” bit. I’m glad Madonna is okay. Moving on – I wonder what Madge would look like if she just cut it down to a more reasonable one hour a day workout? She might be a rather fetching lady. Tracy Anderson (you remember her, the con artist who’s swindled hundreds of people out of thousands of dollars ) doesn’t exactly have a look I’d want, ...


