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Seriously? OMG! WTF? found this 8/22/2008 on celebwarship.com

In the upcoming issue of People Magazine, Ellen DeGeneres discussed her weekend nuptials with Portia de Portia. Ellen bragged that hot-ass Portia was “officially off the market.” “She’s officially off the market. No one else gets her. And now she’ll cook and clean for me.” Ellen drove home the point again on her chat show’s website . Sorry, ...