galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com - 1/2/2008
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I'd like to wish everyone a very healthy, happy, inspired, and successful 2008. Be careful when celebrating your New Years Eve festivities - don't drink too much of that Paris Hilton champagne in a can or else you might find...
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