He Had Me At "Elegant"

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Dimitri is Suave
Published 6/27/2008 by idontlikeyouinthatway.com at IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com
[image] This has nothing to with celebrities, but thanks to the always awesome Michael K over at Dlisted , we bring you the Dimitri - the greatest pickup artist of our generation. I don't know how Olga got so lucky for Dimitri to approach her, but it's obvious she shouldn't resist his charms. Or his ultimatums and his doubts about her sanity. These well-adjusted and completely not creepy at all voicemails show that Dimitri and Olga have made a connection and nothing will keep Dimitri from sweeping her off her feet. And into the soundproof room in his basement with the bolted down chair and the tripod. ...

Voicemail
Published 6/27/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (The Scoop!) at Scooped Like Ice Cream::...I'm Over the Moon
I ran across this sweet sunkist fruit gem while over at Dlisted. I'm posting this because I recently had a experience similiar to this one. While I was at a gas station pumping gas into my rental white Town and Country mom mini-van of a vehicle [i really despised that damn car and can't wait until my car is out the shop] I get approached by a fairly good looking hispanic guy who keeps referring to me as beautiful, as if that's my name. I gave him my real number by mistake because I was in a rush and didn't have time to talk. The dude called me 30 minutes later ...

"Elegant" Olga Stalker 'Dimitri The Stud' Voicemail Video: OMG, WTF...
Published 6/27/2008 at Tittle-Tattle Too - The Post Chronicle
Voicemails made by some complete wack job by the name of "Dimitri" is being passed around on the web - and you absolutely MUST hear them! Okay, so here's the rundown - Dimitri is some guy who met a woman named Olga outside of a bar in San Francisco and made the mistake of giving him her phone number. Well, Dlisted lists just some of the less psychotic things Dimitri said in his voicemails for Olga: "You're an extremely elegant woman. I couldn't take my eyes off you, and your friends were very jealous, even if they say they weren't..." "I'm Greek and I'm extremely particular ...

CoCo, Step Away From The Ron Jeremy
Published 6/27/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
CoCo does not need to be fraternizing with the pornbear known as Ron Jeremy ! She must maintain her image as a sophisticated, all-natural, innocent and elegant beauty. No wonder her chichis look like they were involved in a 6-man pile-up. The sin stank from Ron Jeremy is damaging her precious tittays. You know what's even worse than Ron Jeremy? The CROCS on his feet. CROCS! A porn bear in CROCS. I've seen it all. I'm surprised CoCo's expensive bootleg Louboutins aren't melting from being so close to Ron's silicone asshole shoes. ...

Dimitri Identified?
Published 6/27/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
Is Elegant Olga's douchetastic voicemail stalker the infamous " Dimitri the Lover " from Toronto? After I posted Dimitri's douche-rant to Elegant Olga, a bunch of you sent me links to articles and websites about Dimitri the Lover. Dimitri the Lover was in local papers in Toronto a while ago after he was stripped of his medical license for sexually assaulting patients. Yes, he used to be a doctor. His explanation was, “ At the time, I was married. And my wife was sexually dysfunctional, I had not had sex with her in a year and a half. It was a very tough time, I was very ...

A-Rod Is In "Elegant" Hands
Published 7/7/2008 by Michael K at Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
... Ira Elegant to represent him. ELEGANT! Dimitri the Lover would approve and is probably jealous as fuck that he can't afford a lawyer as elegant as Ira Elegant. ELEGANT! I've met the man of my dreams and his name is Ira ELEGANT. Imagine if we married? Michael K. Elegant. And no, I'm not sniffing the freon from the A/C again. And just for shits, here's Dimitri's elegant voicemail again: