celebslam.celebuzz.com - 8/5/2009
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John Mayer and Jessica Simpson in 2007 John Mayer just happened to be at the same restaurant as Jessica Simpson Saturday night (the same night she got shitfaced). Gee, what a coincidence -- *makes blowjob motion with hand* --... ...read full story
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glamour.com - 8/4/2009
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glamour.com —
You’ve got to love Jessica Simpson’s resilience. A
few days after she and Tony Romo, her boyfriend...
of two years, broke up—he reportedly did it the night before her twenty-ninth birthday—she sent a Twitter message to her fans: “Everyone needs to know ...
Jessica Simpson: "I'm in a Great Place in My Life": Magazine
bittenandbound.com - 8/4/2009
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bittenandbound.com —
Jessica Simpson graces the cover of Glamour magazine’s
September 2009 cover. The issue hits newsstands on August...
11 and her interview covers a wide range of subjects including her love life and body image. The most interesting aspect of the article is that she was still in a ...
Jessica Simpson Covers Glamour September 2009
dlisted.com - 8/6/2009
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dlisted.com —
Last night, Jessica Simpson and her friends celebrated
Ken Pave's 5 6th birthday (I'm making up numbers)...
by getting wasted. They are doing the right thing, because that's what you do on birthdays, holidays, weddings, funerals, during labor, weekends, ...
A Bunch of Drunk Bitches!
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Once you’re done cursing the fact that you aren’t Gerard, check out these luscious links.
Are Ashlee Simpson and Katie Cassidy a good lesbian fantasy for you? – Moe Jackson
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