Heather Mills Would Rather Milk Women Than Cows

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Grumpy Links
Published 10/8/2008 by The Grumpiest at The Grumpiest
... Conrad And Audrina Patridge Not Speaking - IMNOTOBSESSED Jennifer Ellison Topless In Nuts! - HORNYOYSTER Michelle Rodriguez Dildo Fight - YEEEAH James Earl Jones Recites the Alphabet - DOUBLEVIKING Leighter Meester and Her Long Legged Friend - POPOHOLIC Extreme Playground Swinging FLABBER Bi-Curious Katy Perry Does Blender Magazine - F-LISTED Heather Mills Would Rather Milk Women Than Cows - DEREKHAIL Travis Barker: “I’m Just Thankful to Be Alive” - ICYDK

Lisa Snowdon Brings The Afternoon Links!
Published 10/8/2008 by Jackson at The Bastardly -
... Bartender Beauties [CO-ED Magazine] - Kristen Bell’s Political Poem [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW] - Brandon & Brenda To Return To 90210 [I’m Not Obsessed] - Miley Cyrus pissed off Anaheim [Celebslam] - Super Two’s Day: Salma Hayek [Complex] - I Think They Just Made Another Baby [Dlisted] - Jennifer Lopez is NOT a Scientologist. Kinda. [Yeeeah!] - Heather Mills Would Rather Milk Women Than Cows [Derek Hail] - Victoria Beckham and her shit face [The Blemish] ...

Say What?!
Published 10/9/2008 by Kelly at dailystab.com
... CNW Google tries to save us from drunk emailing - ASLM Beyonce’s house of wigs - CR Biggest Bond Bloopers - MM Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton FaceBook faceoff - NZH George Clooney’s sportin a stache - PE Heather Mills would rather milk women than cows - DH Jodie Marsh is classy - TB ...

Quickies
Published 10/9/2008 by Nick at Celebslam: They're Better Than Us
... Sugar Mama Cleavage Part 2 [Hollywood Tuna] + Kat McPhee looks decent [Bastardly] + Beyonce’s house of wigs [CityRag] + Gerard Butler beats up a paparazzo [Cele|bitchy] + Beyonce finally admits she got married [A Socialite’s Life] + Yet another bullshit Top 10 list [Pajiba] + Michelle Rodriguez gets into a fight over a dildo [The Blemish] + Heather Mills would rather milk women than cows [Derek Hail] ...

Quickies: Milk Maid
Published 10/9/2008 by abby at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
... Nick and Mariah will make you want to puke. (Seriously? OMG) Kirsten Dunst has a new gig, and it’s not feeding on the blood of the young and virile. (Bricks and Stones) Just how similar was Kenley’s dress to Alexander McQueen’s? (Best Week Ever) Heather Mills would rather milk women than cows. Me too! (Derek Hail) Sarah Silverman looks like a total douche. (Evil Beet) ...

Afternoon Pieces!
Published 10/9/2008 by Jocelyn at In Case You Didn't Know
... the NY marathon with his dad. I’m Not Obsessed Angelina got a tummy tuck? Popbytes Esquire Magazine names Halle Berry the sexiest woman alive! The Grumpiest Brooke Hogan turns down Playboy.  Celebslam Ed Westwick on the set of Gossip Girls.  Bricks & Stones Heather Mills would rather milk women than cows.  Derek Hail Zac Efron as a wax statue.  Freaky as all ...