The New York Times has a profile up of "Kristen," Eliot Spitzer's whore. Her name is actually Ashley Alexandra Dupré, and her story is imaginably depressing. But then if you go to her MySpace page , it plays a pretty blah hip-hop song ("amateurish, hip-hop inflected rhythm and blues tune that asks, 'Can you handle me, boy?' and uses some dated slang, calling someone her 'boo,'" says the mean ...