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Living La Vida Lohan [Short Ends]
Published 5/14/2008 by Mark Graham at Defamer
... doesn't do it for ya, might we interest you in the White Oprah and her fame-starved daughter Ali? Nothing warms our cockles like the sight of a table full of sycophantic slags toasting a 14-year-old's non-existant career with champagne! [E!] ...

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Published 5/17/2008 at The Bosh
... stainless steel chopsticks Rick Ross Really Covers the Cover of the XXL Video: Mary J. Blige Performs "Stay Down" on Oprah New Music: Jennifer Hudson "Spotlight" Video: Diddy's Step Son Quincy's Super Sweet Sixteen BET Announced Nominees & Performers for 2008 Awards Two new shows premiering on May 26th on E! -- "Living Lohan" and "Denise Richards: It's Complicated". "Living Lohan": Being a manager's tough. Being a mom's tougher. Follow Dina Lohan as she guides ...

"Living Lohan" on Long Island and Basic Cable
Published 5/19/2008 by Jen Carlson at Gothamist
... As surely some of the Lohan clan help declare open season in the Hamptons over Memorial Day weekend, the show "Living Lohan" will premiere on the E! network. ...

'Living Lohan' Pulls The Curtain Back To Reveal The Real Dina Lohan, Daughter-Pimping Warts And All [Moms Of The Year]
Published 5/20/2008 by Seth at Defamer
... —a weekly hour to, well, just be. So, thanks! But with Living Lohan (why does that title remind us of a disease-awareness billboard campaign? "I've been Living Lohan for 7 years now, but Lohan isn't living me,") they've truly outdone themselves, giving Dina Lohan the vehicle we know she's wanted and deserved all along. In this preview clip, the celebrity momabler is captured in medias crisis-control, berating an online tabloid concern for publishing blurry photos of her most successful accomplishment in a compromising, probably accurate ...

Lying Lohan
Published 5/20/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (tabloidbaby) at tabloid baby
So the E! Entertainment network has begun rolling out the publicity for the "reality" show starring Dina Lohan , the stage mother who helped destroyed the life and career of her golden gosling Lindsay and is now hellbent on doing the same to her two youngest including the weirdly aged-looking 14-year-old Ali. The show is a staged farce, with mother and hostages cooped up in a swank Vegas hotel, and recording music in the hotel's own studio, and of course exists only so viewers can revel in feeling superior to a failed performer whose antics make the sick hags of I Know ...

Living La Dina
Published 5/22/2008 by spencer at goldenfiddle -
... “Dammit, Ali. You missed a spot. More clone stamp tool!!! Don’t be afraid to really get in there and patch tool around.” “I’m all they have. If I were a lawyer, I would be practicing law right now. Fortunately or unfortunately, I was in entertainment, and this is what I do. I’m working.” ~ Dina Lohan, momager dearest Living Lohan premieres this Monday night, May 26 @ 10:30 p.m.

more drama between oprah & stedman
Published 5/23/2008 by popbytes at popbytes
... be hearing anything about the situation from her directly...don't expect to see her on the view anytime soon (quick sidenote: i'm not a fan of denise richards but i think whoopi goldberg was a bit harsh with her...i actually started to feel a drop bad for ms. richards (shocking - i know) i'm going to have to tune into her upcoming reality mess denise richards: it's complicated which kicks off on memorial day along with another trainwreck living lohan) the main cover story is focused on ...

Ali Lohan Defends Her Family, Promotes Reality Show
Published 5/25/2008 by RitaSeven at Backseat Cuddler
... little one. I think she’ll be fine.” Ali Lohan is set to become the next Lindsay or the next Britney. And Dina didn’t learn anything with her first failure. Keep your children safe; don’t sell them out like that!“I want everyone to know that my mom is not a crazy freak mom who’s just trying to be famous and be in the spotlight,” said Ali. “She’s not. She’s just helping her kids follow their dreams in life, just like any other mom would.” Nope, not like any other mom!! Photo Source: Living Lohan POSTED BY: ...

Denise & Dina Disasters Waiting To Happen
Published 5/27/2008 by Rachelle Thomas at Watching Reality TV
... Living Loham chronicles Dina Lohan as she manages her daughter Ali’s aspiring singing career, while trying to prove that she is really just a single mom raising her kids in the suburbs of New York. Dina Lohan just a soccer mom, I don’t think so. ...

E! Premieres Bad Mother Block with Denise Richards & Dina Lohan [Bad Moms]
Published 5/27/2008 by People Paula at Defamer
... Denise Richards, the Lohans seem to spend an inordinate amount of time researching themselves online. Where Denise “finds” a list of semi-famous men she’s dated and wants to brag about, Dina Lohan discovers a picture of her daughter Lindsay giving someone a blowjob. While Dina goes into media attack mode, fourteen-year-old Ali stares at the computer screen, as if she has seen her own fate. And she loves it. Denise Richards: It's Complicated [E!] Living Lohan [E!] ...

Dina, Dina, Dina -- And Lindsay (In Absentia)
Published 5/28/2008 by Joe B. at I Am A TV Junkie, A Blog For The Clicker Jockey
... I mean, look at this detail from the E! website (above) with Ali applying the makeup to her mom, not the other way around. Someone has approval over graphic content ... ...

Reality Check: Living La Vida Lohan
Published 5/28/2008 at Celebritology
... ") before -- as the hard-partying mother of Lindsay, whose very public divorce battle with then-incarcerated husband Michael made for tabloid gold -- you'll full on detest her after watching just one episode -- approximately 22 minutes, sans commercials -- of E!'s latest foray into celeb-reality, " Living Lohan ." I endured Monday night's debut episode to deliver to you, in convenient digested (and regurgitated) form, this important message: Don't watch. Why? First off, Dina is not a likeable sort of woman. She's crass. She's overwhelmed by a flowing mane of hair extensions. ...

Daddy Michael Isn't Keen About 'Living Lohan'
Published 5/28/2008 at BuddyTV
... what's right for the kid's sake," he says."Not for our own!" Nonetheless, he hopes that Dina is indeed making the right choices for his children, and that "get what they want out of [the show]." Meanwhile for those who didn t catch the show s debut, make sure to tune into E! at 10:30pm tonight for a rerun of Mommy Will Fix It. Also, check out the clip below for a sneak peek of that episode. -Valerie Anne del Castillo, BuddyTV Staff Columnist Source: OK! Magazine , E! Online (Photo courtesy of AP/CNN)

Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: 'I Will Rip You Up And Chew You Out' [Mother Of The Century]
Published 6/3/2008 by Molly Friedman at Defamer
... a mention last night, and it was quasi-sweet, though simultaneously so nauseating we wanted to go find Michael Lohan and rip his wig hair out as though he were Dina's voodoo doll (mental note: Make. That. Happen.) You see, Dina and Lindsay have both just been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen. Well, after Dina Lohan, that is. LIVING LOHAN [E!] ...

Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: “I Was Called Spider Legs, Carpenter’s Dream, Flat As A Board” [Mother Of The Century]
Published 6/9/2008 by Molly Friedman at Defamer
... this particular BFF was chosen for several clever reasons to boost Dina's mood: she wears glasses (Dina wears botulinum toxin), she does not do her hair (Dina has a blow-drying attendant just above Ali and just below Lindsay on speed dial), and she's tragically dealing with the loss of one of her own children. The entire package is enough to make Dina summon her best crocodile tears and just maybe, a little sympathy from the show's viewer viewers. LIVING LOHAN [E!] ...

Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: 'She's Gonna Grow Up And Hate Me' [Mother Of The Century]
Published 6/16/2008 by Molly Friedman at Defamer
... Ali before ultimately showing us exactly how mothers should deal with an unruly door-slamming teenager: prove your dominance by slamming their bedroom door right back at them. Top the move off by completing the lesson with an exclamatory “Nice try! Watch! I can do this too!” The risk of inviting Ali to force Dina out of her room by slamming her door every half-hour is balanced by just how totally awesome and in charge Dina looks throwing an adult version of a shit fit. LIVING LOHAN [E!] ...

Ali Lohan Ready for her Close-Up
Published 6/20/2008 at OH NO!!
... The E! reality star is director John Carl Buechler's top choice for a lead role in the big-budget remake of his 1986 camp classic, Troll. ...

Ali Lohan to ruin the career that never was
Published 6/21/2008 by Kristin Sample at TV Squad
Filed under: Other Reality Shows, Industry, Celebrities, Casting Ali Lohan of E!'s Living Lohan wants to destroy her nonexistent career by starring in the remake of the 1986 movie Troll (the original starred Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Sonny Bono). "How fitting that she already kinda looks like one? Yeah yeah, we're more evil than the creatures she'll fight in the flick, we know," Kate Spencer of VH1.com jokes. Apparently the director of Troll is already gushing about her acting abilities, "The ...

Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: 'Where'd You Read That, On The Internet?!' [Mother Of The Century]
Published 6/23/2008 by Molly Friedman at Defamer
... of decadence last night. Pleading to stay home while the girls shop for girly shit in Vegas, Cody dares to challenge Dina with a bit of truthiness: Dina never takes him shopping! But our maternal icon, naturally, comes up with a one-word solution to every mom's troubles when dealing with dressing a prepubescent boy: "Niketown." The one-stop cheap shot way to portray a loving mother without having to actually lay a manicured finger on things like "nylon" or "mesh lining." LIVING LOHAN [E!] ...

Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: ''Hot' Is Not In My Vocabulary' [Mother Of The Century]
Published 6/30/2008 by Molly Friedman at Defamer
... totally annoying. You have to feign interest in their love of dumb boy things like sports (ick) and magic (so W.T.). So Dina, loving mother that she is, shows her sole male heir just how much she cares about him by providing suitable entertainment throughout the day. Translation? By hiring other people to insert Fun into his routine! And then bragging about the QT to other siblings, who are so exhausted from “singing” they yearn for her divided attention that much more. LIVING LOHAN [E!] ...

Lindsay Buckingham Brokedown Palace
Published 7/2/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (Thigh Master) at Thighs Wide Shut
... or really anything that has to do with you anymorsel. well, that's not entirely true, as we do tune in every week to watch your mother worry about overexposing your lil spoiled sister Ali by overexposing her at every chance she gets. even though you've been replaced by ...

Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: 'Hef's Girlfriends Are Very Pretty.' [Mother Of The Century]
Published 7/15/2008 by Molly Friedman at Defamer
... To Feel Sexy When Pushing Fifty: A Little Trick Called 'Me Time'! If you're like us, you've often stared into the flawless abyss that is Dina Lohan's wrinkle-free face and wondered how, (HOW!?) can anyone be so impossibly beautiful after pushing out three and a half kids. Dina's secret? Odd and embarrassing workouts involving melon-size green aerobic balls used as disco-blaring speakers only the insane can bop along to! Oh, and mani-pedis, of course. LIVING LOHAN [E!] ...

Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: 'I Now Realize I've Been Punk'd By An 11-Year Old' [Mother Of The Century]
Published 7/21/2008 by Molly Friedman at Defamer
... By Embarrassing Yourself In Public! And what better way for Dina to do the above than “dance” in her own Vegas performance, failing to actually put any of those Rockette Lies to rest at all. And no, that wasn’t just your screen — Dina really did just use Bring It On’s guaranteed-to-fail Jazz Hands move. More than once. But as long as your kids are mortified by you, you’ve sacrificed your own dignity to make ‘em laugh. Like hyenas. At you. Success! LIVING LOHAN [E!] ...

Michael Lohan is not allowed at Lindsay's wedding
Published 7/24/2008 by noreply@blogger.com (BR) at Asshat Hollywood
... and family." Hmmm, wonder what kind of party this is. Lindsay allegedly even hired extra security to make sure only people on the guest list are let in. The reason she doesn't want Michael there is because he doesn't approve of Lindsay and Sam's relationship. A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Michael thinks Lindsay is just going through another phase and that she will end up getting hurt. He thinks it is embarrassing." Are you listening E!? Why not follow Lindsay's lead and ban Dina from your airwaves? SOURCE ...

EXCLUSIVE: Why You Should Never Let Your Child Go On An Audition
Published 7/25/2008 by Sara Schaefer at Best Week Ever
... I wonder how Ali did in the audition...the finale is this Sunday, so I'm hoping we'll find out if this kid has what it takes to play every nerd's wet dream! Also, though I'm not sure exactly what the audition was for, the director's t-shirt suggests it might be something called Troll - presumably a remake of the 1986 classic. ...

Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: ‘Ali Is A Little Scared Because She’s Meeting Adults’ [Mother Of The Century]
Published 7/29/2008 by Molly Friedman at Defamer
... meeting with the flick’s director by telling her, “You don’t need mommy.” Way to bolster her chances for an inevitable estrangement “just like Lindsay!” And that's a wrap! While we have yet to learn whether or not they'll be a Season Two of Living Lohan, one thing is certain — whether or not Ali succeeds in her career, Dina will surely find a way to continue to keep her name in the news. After all, isn't that what living Lohan is all about? LIVING LOHAN [E!] ...

pamela anderson is a girl on the loose
Published 7/29/2008 by popbytes at popbytes
... & living lohan aired over on E! - i'm only semi-ashamed to admit i watched each & every episode of the two shows (which i believe was only like six episodes per show) my opinions of denise richards & dina lohan pretty much remain the same (denise's dad ...