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Inside The Head Of Tommy Girl
Dlisted - Be Very Afraid — Those are the first three words that pop into Tommy Girl's head every morning before he has his first cup of piping hot Crystal Light. It gets him through the day. So...... Some hot bitch in London had the right idea by leaving only the COCK up in the title of Will Smith's new movie. The London Paper reports that the fun was quickly killed and all the letters were taken down. Boring. I'm sure they would sell more tickets if they kept it up. Below is Willy trying to " canoodle " with Charlize Theron at the London premiere last night. We get it, Will. You're such a ...

Hancock Marketing Gone Wrong
Movie Moron — Will Smith - Cock - Not your average superhero. Source: London Paper via The Blemish

Dave Letterman Hasn't The Faintest Clue What It Is Jane Krakowski Is Talking About [Short Ends]
Gawker: defamer — ... when Jane Krakowski took Letterman's couch last night, but luckily most of them flew over the talk show host's head. [Late Show] · Behold: Today's unveiling of the massive Dave Beckham underwear ad on a San Francisco Macy's. If you think those bloodcurdling sounds at the beginning are bad, just wait until his Volkswagen-sized package is revealed. [YouTube] · Speaking of which, we hear Will Smith has a similarly proportioned super-endowment in his new movie. [thelondonpaper.com] · Robert Davis of Paste magazine and Sue Pierman of The ...

Han…
Awards Daily — ... Apparently, a guy took a break after removing the “Han” from this sign in London yesterday. So I guess we have found the one guy on the planet who dislikes Will Smith? ...