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Snaps: What the Hell?
Published 10/10/2008 by Stacey at Webster's Is My Bitch
I've dedicated the past two years of my life to try to figure out what the hell Britney was thinking, and as it turns out even she doesn't know. (Yeeeah!) Eva Mendes hates the comparison to Jennifer Lopez, because she's better than that. Oh snap!! (The Blemish) Katie Holmes finally connects with her womanly side. (Seriously? OMG!) Don't expect Ben and Jen to name their kid something like Garbage Disposal Affleck.(Celebitchy) Creepy kid movies are the best. I wish they could have cryogenically frozen ...

Quickies: Jailbirds
Published 10/10/2008 by sarah at Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip
...   Also: awesome. (Pajiba) Melanie Brown (Scary Spice) is in her knickers. (The Superficial) There’s a geriatric catfight brewing betwixt Tina Turner and Aretha Franklin.  Dudes, did I not tell you earlier that it is a slow news day?  Also, warning: the header pic in this article is terrifying and vaguely NSFW. (CelebNewsWire) Nobody likes Jennifer Lopez. (The Blemish) Joe Son (Random Task in the first Austin Powers film) has been ...

Quickies Redux
Published 10/10/2008 by Nick at Celebslam.com
... Cash Warren and Jessica Alba out and about in Brentwood (10/9) + I never noticed this but Audrina has some really big front teeth [Drunken Stepfather] + Keira Knightley Nude Sex Scene Video from The Edge of Love [Egotastic!] + What a shock, Angelina Jolie backs Barack Obama [Just Jared] + Aubrey O’Day cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie] + Jennifer Lopez may cry after reading this [The Blemish] + Norelys Rodriguez is a Venezuelan beauty [Attuworld] ...

Links on the Rocks
Published 10/11/2008 by Spicy Pants at Celebrity Smack! Gossip & Entertainment Blog
... Lindsay Lohan is receiving threats from a crazy freak, needs police protection - HM Naked pics of Hugh Hefner’s slutty twins - DSF Anna Kournikova bikini Maxim pics - UMC Carmen Electra is boobalicious - BST I LOVE #1 on this list - ABH Charlie Sheen is a sperm spinner! - WB It’s confirmed, Sarah Palin will be on SNL, see when here - CC Eva Mendes is sick of J Lo - TB Avril Lavigne headed for a divorce? - HBW Random guy ...

Tasty Waves and an H-Bomb Bud
Published 10/12/2008 by Agent Bedhead at Agent Bedhead
mystery Whose Mystery Bod inspires creativity? (IDWYL) Which SNL Comic pisses off which A-Lister? (CS) David Duchovny looks like crap. Rehab sucks! (CB) Katy Perry : What she used to look like. (CC) Katie Holmes indulges in Suri breakfast burrito. (BG) Stephanie Seymour’s closet compartment. (Ayyyy!) Britney Spears is Hot : This week, anyway. (IBBB) Eva Mendes vs. Jennifer Lopez : Catfight! (TB) Vampire Babes are bloody irresistable. (MM) Marissa Miller pretends to ride a Harley. (Yeeeah!) Tom Cruise ...