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AD WIZARDS: How Close Is Too Close?
Published 8/12/2008 by Alex Blagg at Best Week Ever
Our friend Copyranter sent us these disturbing ads for an ultra-thin condom called Manix that allows you to get SO CLOSE to your partner that you both begin to meld together into some kind of nightmarish sex centaur with one set of legs and two torsos. Why would you ever want to get THAT close? I have no idea. But these condoms can't be very good for your organs. Another Manix ad, after the jump! ...

Never Have Sex With A Belgian [Advertising]
Published 8/12/2008 by Hamilton Nolan at Gawker
... ), there's an equal chance that it will be grotesque. This Belgian ad campaign for super-thin condoms has Photoshopped a man and a woman together into a terrifying image of a conjoined connubial monstrosity. I know Europeans have different ideas of "personal space," but really. Click through for two full (freaky but SFW) ads: ...